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[amorphous-spoon]

"I'm going to have my grandkids call me" Grand-dude

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"We are an orthodox household. We don't use square plates here."

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“Oh yeah, here comes the pp”

"Thirst is the path to the darkside."

"Only a simp deals in absolutes"

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"Geese are just 'Cobra Chickens'"

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"CQC - the Crazy Quilting Club, or just Close Quarters Combat. What's the difference?"

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"You're not supposed to break the glass ceiling on the people"

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"If you go for catboy, you better go for feral"

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Yeah

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"Dude thinks he’s the Batman of the camel world."

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*Careless whisper plays "There we go. That's the music to get me motivated to start writing."

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"Rugby is just an Easter egg hunt that's gotten out of hand."

[amorphous-spoon]

"Dude thinks he’s the Batman of the camel world."

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"I’m gonna put a restraining order on your forehead”

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"Rugby is just an Easter egg hunt that's gotten out of hand."

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"Short people need to start standing up for themselves, cuz, like, I really can't see them."

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"You're like 4 feet (tall). What are you going to overrule?"

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"Assigned furry at Google"