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So, um... just noticed that I have only 2 followers which is a friend with her two accounts. So I’m just not going to post anymore, I didn’t expect anyone to enjoy the shitty posts I put up anyways, so I don’t really care. I tried, tumblr. I tried.

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I SHOULD put up an ask box. That’s pretty good. I crave more pretty good questions. 

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i’m hungry

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i’m talking to myself again

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Delight.

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FUCK

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*breathes heavily*

*hyperventilates heavily* 

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This is probably my least favorite picture on the fucking internet, NO. The planet. Not only does it use obnoxious emojis, but it also involves the stereotype that men don’t have the same emotions that everyone else has. Thanks internet for giving me a headache.

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aph england's contact names

germany: Ludwig Beilschmidt

prussia: Gilbert Beilschmidt

romano: Lovino Vargas

italy: Feliciano Vargas

japan: Kiku Honda

china: Yao Wang

russia: Ivan Braginski

america: Alfred F. Jones

france: fucking shitlord

canada: Matthew Williams

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not an Ask but very important set of images no one will convince me otherwise that this is not Alfred

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I think this cat stole my soul.

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my social life

Day 1: I hope you’re cool

Week 1: Hey you’re pretty cool.

Week 2: I like you.

Week 3: No but seriously I really like you please don’t leave

Week 4: oh welp you’re gone now and somehow everyone hates me what

Week 5: I’m just gonna stay inside with my ramen, thanks.

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Two followers? That are both the same person just different accounts? AND THEY’RE A FRIEND? 

i’m fucking famous

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A Hetalia sleep over

Well first we got america taking the pillow fighting to the next level 

Then we got Russia suffocating Cuddling the closeted person who deiced to sleep next to him

We got italy trying not to throw up at the pizza that they got

England trying not to fall asleep since he knows they will draw on his face

We got Hungary, Belarus, Ukraine and Lichtenstein  eating  all the sweets

Japan in the conener just being japan

Prussia steal the girl sweets 

After the girls beat him up,the bad friend trio tries to get back at them

But in the end France joins the girls 

Spain is really happy for the sleep over 

They all go into sleep deprivation and weird shit like this starts happening 

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France cat is French

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somebody please save poe dameron

he’s trying his best

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Need my daily hit.

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