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Bet the world ends, and you do just fine.

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can i have a cigarette?

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So. It’s been a while.. happy Pride have some jmart

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This man wants your knowledge.

Relistening to tma and Paranoid Jon is my favourite Jon. He’s spitting ‘SUpPLEMental’ into that mic, almost everything he’s saying is on the wrong track, and he’s presumably doing the dishes at some point, probably with the same level of twitchy intensity. Maybe I should draw that too?, idk

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Paranoid Jon doing the dishes.

Thank you to everyone who begged me for domestic housework!Jon. This is for you. Proving again that anything can be achieved if you sing my praises.

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Paranoid Jon doing the dishes.

Thank you to everyone who begged me for domestic housework!Jon. This is for you. Proving again that anything can be achieved if you sing my praises.

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What's one more mess to clean in the grand march towards a beautiful eternity?

[ insert extended sounds our brutal pipe murder]

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“i asked chatgpt—” well i asked the ceaseless watcher to turn its gaze upon you

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Just love the idea of Martin as someone who really doesn't go for melodrama falling hard for Jon, a man who in every sense but physical is playing a pipe organ underneath an opera house at all times.

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So I finally listened to s3 finale,,,,,,,ff,,,,,,,,fuck me,,,,,,,,,g,f,h,gn,g,hg,hg,hhhhhh,,,,,,

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strawpage request

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In fact, based on the evidence, I find it highly unlikely that Sasha ever even existed at all.

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Season 3 Jon sketches cuz no matter how bad a day your having, his is worse

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Ceaseless watcher, turn your gaze upon this wretched thing

I really got into Magnus Archives

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stupid little drawing of Jon and the Admiral

(background/reference from pinterest, I just don't have it saved here)

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All y’all out here in the TMA fandom talkin about icons like the guy who froze the key to the buried and that plumber who somehow managed to miss a wholeass murder-clown barn. Talkin about how you’d all like to see just once what would have happened if someone had straight up punched an avatar in the face.

How is no one talkin about my man Alexander Scaplehorn, the absolute legend who went to investigate the Trophy Room for money laundering in ep 54 and escaped by fuckin bodyslamming an avatar of the Stranger straight to the floor and then just fuckin hightailin it outta there. This man is a true badass and it’s a crime he doesn’t get mentioned in this fandom more.

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On my 4 (or 5th? I think I skipped a year but it’s five if I didn’t) yearly relisten of tma, and the like “it is remarkably easy to buy an axe in central London” is just so funny every time. Other things dull with familiarity but my goodness that line get a laugh out of me