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tumblr users’ obsession with self-reporting (especially as a weird form of penance) needs to be studied

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what do I have to do to go to events where people are dressed nicely and there are plates of free cheese cubes

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Re: The Saja Boys somehow survive the finale and join the company Huntr/x uses to produce their music (owned by Celine)

Before leaving for their hiatus, the girls bring the Saja Boys under the company’s umbrella and leave them, provisionally, under Bobby’s protection.

They explain to Bobby that the Saja Boys are under absolutely no circumstances to be alone with Celine, under no circumstances to be left on their own and to help them both settle in and set up what’s next for them post Gwi-ma.

Looking at 36 short, sweet, ignorant of the supernatural Bobby, the Saja Boys get the impression that, if this is their guardian against Celine and the world for the next three months…. they are absolutely cooked.

What they quickly find out is why Bobby gets paid 3%……of the total gross profit of the Huntr/x brand, the country’s biggest idol group and absolute worldwide sensation. He is the secret sauce behind the girls being able to blend the idol and the huntress life seamlessly. Bobby is a managerial force to be reckoned with. Bobby takes care of E V E R Y T H I N G.

Bobby comes to meet them having already taken care of their paperwork, housing and healthcare. He has already set up a bank account for each of them with their hiring bonus and allowance already deposited. He has, in hand, a provisional schedule for the next 15 days that is all visits to doctors, nutritionists, psychologists, personal trainers and stylists. The schedule also includes visiting a large department store with an interior designer so they can personalise their living space (livings spaces already fitted up with bedding, clothes and toiletries)

Bobby gives them all phones with his contact already on speed dial. Some of the boys try asking for ludicrous things out of the blue, but joke’s on them, Bobby has 40 very well paid assistants that can get 15 dulce de leche flavoured mochis delivered at 4:30 am. They also find that that type of stunt will also have them caught in a very long, very understanding conversation about why they can’t sleep and their mental state or about their likes and dislikes. There is no way to annoy him, Bobby is just too nice and he is good at his job because he truly loves the people under his management. Within a week, they are all firmly like “I only had Bobby for like a week and if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself”

Celine keeps trying to meet the Saja Boys, in a group or alone, but Bobby materialises out of thin air every single time. Early af in the morning? She arrives and Bobby is there. In the gym? Bobby casually joins them 10 minutes before she gets there. Jinu goes up to the rooftop for air (totally not to pine for Rumi) and he gets cornered by Celine for like a second before there is a loud noise of someone drinking through a straw and Bobby is there sitting on next to the pool slurping on a smoothie. He has been there the whole time. (Turns out he has been tracking Celine’s location through her phone and has an alert set up when she comes within a certain range of the boys)

Bobby doesn’t know why the Saja Boys get SO teary eyed when he gives them encouragement, takes care of them and listens to them. He tells the girls when they call, that whoever was their previous manager, he clearly sucked asss

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I see an animol I name it

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To The Person I Returned The Expensive Shirt To - Jordan Bolton

My first book ‘Blue Sky Through the Window of a Moving Car’ is now available to pre-order! Get it here - https://smarturl.it/BlueSky

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next dynamic were sexualizing is that of a bull and a toreador

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Thought this outfit fit her

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Get access to my brushes, art tips, process videos, and files here https://www.patreon.com/ramonn90

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Is there an archaeology thing you wish someone would ask you about because you wanna talk about it and if so would you be willing to talk about it? Here is a picture of my cat in trade but you can look at the picture even if you don’t talk about something

You know what, there IS, and it's all courtesy of @micewithknives!

I'm in charge of teaching my very own class this semester, which means I have full control over the course and I can do pretty much whatever I want. I was given a hand-me-down syllabus and overall I'm not changing much because this is my first time doing something like this and I don't want to get too into the weeds.

But the course is Ancient Civilizations, and we're getting at AUSTRALIA WEEK, babeyyy!!!

I've taken a version of this class and seen examples for a couple more, and I don't think I've ever encountered Australia in a context like this. Ancient Civ classes tend to focus on urban centers and monumental architecture, which is (partially) the result of Western bias for what counts as a "civilization" and means that a lot of cultures get left out.

With Mice's help, I've been learning about early Australian archaeology, and there is SO MUCH TO LEARN! Way too much to fit into a single week, but classes like this are really only capable of giving a very general overview. Anyway, here are some of the readings I'm having my students do:

Mice, I'll turn the stage over to you if you have anything you want to add.

-Reid

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I feel like everyone fundamentally misunderstood Zac's quote about Comfrey and Daisuke's relationship. They heard "She wanted me to be an indoor dog" and immediately assumed that Comfrey was trying to force Daisuke to stay home while she adventured and he's just too wild and free-spirited to be tamed or tied down like that, but... you missed the second part. "She wanted me to be an indoor dog, but I had just been outdoors for too long." That's not some fucking gunslinging maverick statement, that's a (very illustrative) metaphor for commitment. That's someone who got scared. That's someone who got insecure. That's someone who saw his marriage going a way he hadn't prepared for and felt too ugly to come with. That's a stray dog who barks and claws whenever the door is closed, even if it loves and protects its owner, because it's never been enclosed before. Additionally, if it should've been interpreted in the first way there's just no way Daisuke would've stayed in Pilby to protect Olethra. If the reason he left was because she tried to domesticate him he would've left Pilby as soon as he could. Instead he stayed there for 15 years, protecting and guarding something that was precious and loved by her. But there he was still... outdoors, you know.

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Ally Beardsley the person that you are

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@quiddie why did you say this??

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being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like

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Out now on Dropout: the season 7 finale of Game Changer! 🚨🚨🚨

Watch as host Sam Reich moderates a debate with 5 titans of Dropout (Brennan Lee Mulligan, Aabria Iyengar, Vic Michaelis, Ally Beardsley, Demi Adejuyigbe) in front of a live audience for the ULTIMATE PRIZE

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