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“i have made this place a sanctum of HEALING and SALVATION. why do you threaten it”
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#dragon age#i can never take this dude seriously when he says that line i’m sorry#like I just stumbled into an open-concept dirt hut my guy#anders#da2
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Steel Blue Ladybug
Bugs Are Truly Spectacular And Here Are Pics To Prove That
Photographer: Electronic Chimera
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i’ve just learned that some people have literally never undergone a school lockdown drill so for science pls reply with 1) your country of residence 2) if you know/ have ever undergone a school lockdown drill
#the good ol u s a#and yeah ofc lol#think we had to have about three a year? smth like that#most interesting one was when a full class of students had to cram into the art supply closet#because that was the best place to hide#yknow. next to the flammable art materials.#we were video game npcs all grouped up next to the red barrels ffs#almost as good as the time we had an after school fire drill during a dress rehearsal for theater club#most of us had to walk out into the winter weather with only half our clothes on#thankfully there was a bus driver who took pity on us after seeing us practice our choreography to keep warm#that or he just wanted us to stop#either way we gained shelter
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okay fair enough but have you considered: the comments help you understand how many crises they had while reading your paper

i never check the comments on my college assignments i just assume they all say "congrats buddy that's the worst anyone's ever done it" no matter what my grade is and carry on with my day
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he seems like a real catch tbh-

I just matched with a catfish…
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same ada 🥺
I miss being an idiot with my irl friends
#i just want to be an idiot goaded on or looked upon with disdain by my peers#honestly same#not like we would’ve had our honors room bc the school is a jerk#but still#i miss you too so much ada </3#not me being busy with finals and just seeing this#school sucks man 😭
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o jeez okay here go
Regina, human druid: mom friend carries the morals of the party. is also furry
Kitaar, dragonborn fighter: “i would like to intimidate the child.”
Del’mira, dusk elf wizard: angsty klepto fire lady
describe your dnd characters in the worst way possible
#why are you asking me for help with this ada#u better than i am#we really gotta start up this campaign again soon#i'm gonna try and start prepping it again after this week!!#finals kinda make things hard lol#but ye#get nevalla ready and all that#try and find a time for us to actually be able to meet#finish running sunless citadel as a side quest#get the world map done because i still haven't done that yet#i'm working on it though!!#okay tag rant over lol#d&d 5e#dnd 5e#regina chibueze#regina#kitaarundhal rahalkinthaar#kitaar#del'mira#whispers of flame#wof campaign
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aaaaaahhhh i’m so sorry ada!! tumblr didn’t notify me about the tag :’(
uhhhh just throwing out a general invite for anyone who might wanna do this!!
tagged by @shkdai to do this picrew! thanks for tagging me 💕
tagging @eboylucifer @life-death-thepursuitofhappiness @fpwritings @mama-kit @bblush @goblin-draws @queerahim and anyone else who wants to! literally if u wanna do this just say i tagged you lol
#i swear this was in my notifications for more than a week#and tumblr didn't notify me until now?? tf???#anyway please accept my sheepish addition#really living up to my username today#oh and thanks for tagging me ada!! i really do enjoy doing these#y'know#when i'm notified that i'm tagged in them#a month later#the hands are so small though omg#picrew#is iz
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@trixytheunicorn
“When you follow your smol friend everywhere”
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HHHHHH
my professor canned the lecture and made a 40-slide powerpoint about his dog
#dog dog dog dog dog#i love#ive only known mika for the past five seconds#but if anything happened to her i would kill everyone in this room#and then myself
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YOU KNOW WHAT BOTHERS ME
when fantasy books describe the cloth of Quant Farmpeople’s clothing as “homespun” or “rough homespun”
“homespun” as opposed to what??? EVERYTHING WAS SPUN AT HOME
they didn’t have fucking spinning factories, your pseudo-medieval farmwife is lucky if she has a fucking spinning wheel, otherwise she’s spinning every single thread her family wears on a drop spindle NO ONE ELSE WAS DOING THE SPINNING unless you go out of your way to establish a certain baseline of industrialization in your fake medieval fantasy land.
and “rough”??? lol just because it’s farm clothes? bitch cloth was valuable as fuck because of the labor involved ain’t no self-respecting woman gonna waste fiber and ALL THAT FUCKING TIME spinning shitty yarn to weave into shitty cloth she’s gonna make GOOD QUALITY SHIT for her family, and considering that women were doing fiber prep/spinning/weaving for like 80% of their waking time up until very recently in world history, literally every woman has the skills necessary to produce some TERRIFYINGLY GOOD QUALITY THREADS
come to think of it i’ve never read a fantasy novel that talks about textile production at all??? like it’s even worse than the “where are all the farms” problem like where are people getting the cloth if no one’s doing the spinning and weaving??? kmart???
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aaaa thanks for the tag ada!! i dunno how to do fancy formatting things so-
Last Song - Sacrificium by Xandria! their music is epic, highly recommend
Last Movie - uhhh also Nanook of the North, actually? for the exact same class. i don’t really... movie
Currently Reading - i mean, in terms of a book? Marketing: the Core, eighth edition. it’s as boring as it sounds and i hate it. otherwise im browsing a collection of the fbi’s famous cases-
Currently Watching - i don’t really do tv either, last thing i watched was prolly Golden Girls with my mom, but I’ve been watching CoryxKenshin and DashieGames on YouTube recently
Currently Craving - chocolate fudge. we had some in the house but we finished it all 😭
Currently Working On - ..this? otherwise stuff for my creative writing and marketing classes, lol
Currently Playing - Dragon’s Dogma: Dark Arisen all the way baby!! should i have used those 70 hours over the past two weeks to do homework? definitely! did i? fuck no
uhhh I tag @killtheprotagonist (if you want to; no pressure!! 😁)
Tagged by @thatanimebitch ^-^ thank you !
Rules: Tag some people you want to get to know better/catch up with and then answer these questions
Last Song: Deserted Dunes Welcome Weary Feet by King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard
Last Movie: Well my sister put on one of the Hobbit movies recently so I’ll say that.
Currently Reading: Bleach, Soul Eater, BSD Wan! (as well as quite a lot of philosophy).
Currently Watching: Hellsing Ultimate, Jujutsu Kaisen (aah it’s so good!), and I’m part way through a bunch more shows
Currently Craving: Aloe vera water
Currently Working On: A bunch of BSD gif ideas + I need to work out what Jujutsu Kaisen scenes I want to gif next
Currently Playing: Hades and Stardew Valley
I will tag… @ovching, @skateme2yokohama, @yuuki-ko, @wisteliazen and whoever else wants to do it hah
#thanks again for the tag ada!#but honestly too much of my life has gone to dd:da#I’m finally doing Bitterblack isle#and it’s been so much fun#but it’s not fun when I procrastinate on my homework#and then gotta spend almost two days straight doing essays and stuffs#does that mean I’ll learn from my mistakes and#you know#not spend every second playing video games next week#we’ll see#but the answer is probably no
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is tHAT WHY THE LEAVES TURN RED?!!

So beautiful
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- @trixytheunicorn








Some things heard during D&D.
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Posted this on twitter already but uhhh here we go again
#i just#don't even know what to say#like people are reposting arguing that this is just fundamentals of ink work#but i'm watching dunn's video#and the drawings in the book are literally his but worse#there are a thousand different textures you could use to demonstrate your point#and it just so happens that three out of four textures are near identical#not only as examples but in presentation of them as well#at best this was subconscious copying#that doesn't absolve him of responsibility#anyway guess who's doing dungeons & inkwells this year#or some d&d themed prompts anyway#finally have time for it this year but nope#dude's gotta go plagiarize stuff#after making a big deal of 'dON't plAgIArizE tHe InkTObEr lOGo'#i don't even know my dudes#i don't understand people
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Regina and Kitaar: *high five Del’mira*
Del’mira, the squishy wizard: *drops dead*
@trixytheunicorn
Replace all physical interaction skill checks with melee attack rolls that you need to fail instead of pass. Comforting pat on the shoulder? Better hope you don’t beat their AC.
#honestly tho#i cant ever allow pvp between you guys#because if del’mira gets put at a low initiative shes so dead#then its just a matter of kitaar and regina outlasting each other#and with the dire wolf form regina has like.. five times the health of kitaar#whispers of flame#wof campaign#regina chibueze#del’mira#kitaarundhal rahalkinthaar
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ahhh thanks so much for the tag!!
sort of looks like me, i think?
i’m gonna tag @trixytheunicorn !!
I found THIS picrew earlier and I’m just vibing with it… so why not make myself?
tagging @eonwe-s, @farewell-fair-cruelty, @fingons-rad-harp, @secretlythranduil, @elennalore, @nelyolofinwe and @arofili, if any of y’all are interested!
#finally get to tag you in one of these things ada!#i definitely look a lot prettier in this than irl#but there is a passing resemblance#i think#is iz
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