an-idiot-named-iz
an-idiot-named-iz
queen of something
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Call me Izzy! I'm a writer, an artist, and oftentimes an idiot.
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an-idiot-named-iz · 2 years ago
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“i have made this place a sanctum of HEALING and SALVATION. why do you threaten it”
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caption this
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an-idiot-named-iz · 3 years ago
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Steel Blue Ladybug
Bugs Are Truly Spectacular And Here Are Pics To Prove That
Photographer: Electronic Chimera
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an-idiot-named-iz · 3 years ago
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i’ve just learned that some people have literally never undergone a school lockdown drill so for science pls reply with 1) your country of residence 2) if you know/ have ever undergone a school lockdown drill
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an-idiot-named-iz · 3 years ago
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okay fair enough but have you considered: the comments help you understand how many crises they had while reading your paper
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i never check the comments on my college assignments i just assume they all say "congrats buddy that's the worst anyone's ever done it" no matter what my grade is and carry on with my day
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an-idiot-named-iz · 4 years ago
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he seems like a real catch tbh-
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I just matched with a catfish…
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an-idiot-named-iz · 4 years ago
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same ada 🥺
I miss being an idiot with my irl friends
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an-idiot-named-iz · 5 years ago
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o jeez okay here go
Regina, human druid: mom friend carries the morals of the party. is also furry
Kitaar, dragonborn fighter: “i would like to intimidate the child.”
Del’mira, dusk elf wizard: angsty klepto fire lady
describe your dnd characters in the worst way possible
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an-idiot-named-iz · 5 years ago
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aaaaaahhhh i’m so sorry ada!! tumblr didn’t notify me about the tag :’(
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uhhhh just throwing out a general invite for anyone who might wanna do this!!
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tagged by @shkdai to do this picrew! thanks for tagging me 💕
tagging @eboylucifer @life-death-thepursuitofhappiness @fpwritings @mama-kit @bblush @goblin-draws @queerahim and anyone else who wants to! literally if u wanna do this just say i tagged you lol
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an-idiot-named-iz · 5 years ago
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@trixytheunicorn
“When you follow your smol friend everywhere”
(via)
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an-idiot-named-iz · 5 years ago
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HHHHHH
my professor canned the lecture and made a 40-slide powerpoint about his dog
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an-idiot-named-iz · 5 years ago
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YOU KNOW WHAT BOTHERS ME
when fantasy books describe the cloth of Quant Farmpeople’s clothing as “homespun” or “rough homespun”
“homespun” as opposed to what??? EVERYTHING WAS SPUN AT HOME
they didn’t have fucking spinning factories, your pseudo-medieval farmwife is lucky if she has a fucking spinning wheel, otherwise she’s spinning every single thread her family wears on a drop spindle NO ONE ELSE WAS DOING THE SPINNING unless you go out of your way to establish a certain baseline of industrialization in your fake medieval fantasy land.
and “rough”??? lol just because it’s farm clothes? bitch cloth was valuable as fuck because of the labor involved ain’t no self-respecting woman gonna waste fiber and ALL THAT FUCKING TIME spinning shitty yarn to weave into shitty cloth she’s gonna make GOOD QUALITY SHIT for her family, and considering that women were doing fiber prep/spinning/weaving for like 80% of their waking time up until very recently in world history, literally every woman has the skills necessary to produce some TERRIFYINGLY GOOD QUALITY THREADS
come to think of it i’ve never read a fantasy novel that talks about textile production at all??? like it’s even worse than the “where are all the farms” problem like where are people getting the cloth if no one’s doing the spinning and weaving??? kmart???
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an-idiot-named-iz · 5 years ago
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aaaa thanks for the tag ada!! i dunno how to do fancy formatting things so-
Last Song - Sacrificium by Xandria! their music is epic, highly recommend
Last Movie - uhhh also Nanook of the North, actually? for the exact same class. i don’t really... movie
Currently Reading - i mean, in terms of a book? Marketing: the Core, eighth edition. it’s as boring as it sounds and i hate it. otherwise im browsing a collection of the fbi’s famous cases-
Currently Watching - i don’t really do tv either, last thing i watched was prolly Golden Girls with my mom, but I’ve been watching CoryxKenshin and DashieGames on YouTube recently
Currently Craving - chocolate fudge. we had some in the house but we finished it all 😭
Currently Working On - ..this? otherwise stuff for my creative writing and marketing classes, lol
Currently Playing - Dragon’s Dogma: Dark Arisen all the way baby!! should i have used those 70 hours over the past two weeks to do homework? definitely! did i? fuck no
uhhh I tag @killtheprotagonist (if you want to; no pressure!! 😁)
Tagged by @thatanimebitch ^-^ thank you !
Rules: Tag some people you want to get to know better/catch up with and then answer these questions
Last Song: Deserted Dunes Welcome Weary Feet by King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard
Last Movie: Well my sister put on one of the Hobbit movies recently so I’ll say that.
Currently Reading: Bleach, Soul Eater, BSD Wan! (as well as quite a lot of philosophy).
Currently Watching: Hellsing Ultimate, Jujutsu Kaisen (aah it’s so good!), and I’m part way through a bunch more shows
Currently Craving: Aloe vera water
Currently Working On: A bunch of BSD gif ideas + I need to work out what Jujutsu Kaisen scenes I want to gif next
Currently Playing: Hades and Stardew Valley
I will tag… @ovching, @skateme2yokohama, @yuuki-ko, @wisteliazen and whoever else wants to do it hah 
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an-idiot-named-iz · 5 years ago
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is tHAT WHY THE LEAVES TURN RED?!!
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So beautiful
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an-idiot-named-iz · 5 years ago
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- @trixytheunicorn
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Some things heard during D&D.
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an-idiot-named-iz · 5 years ago
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Posted this on twitter already but uhhh here we go again
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an-idiot-named-iz · 5 years ago
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Regina and Kitaar: *high five Del’mira*
Del’mira, the squishy wizard: *drops dead*
@trixytheunicorn
Replace all physical interaction skill checks with melee attack rolls that you need to fail instead of pass. Comforting pat on the shoulder? Better hope you don’t beat their AC.
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an-idiot-named-iz · 5 years ago
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ahhh thanks so much for the tag!!
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sort of looks like me, i think?
i’m gonna tag @trixytheunicorn​ !!
I found THIS picrew earlier and I’m just vibing with it… so why not make myself?
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tagging @eonwe-s​, @farewell-fair-cruelty​, @fingons-rad-harp​, @secretlythranduil​, @elennalore​​, @nelyolofinwe​ and @arofili​, if any of y’all are interested!
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