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Eh, I moved accounts.

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Asriel: Why did you come here, Frisk?

Frisk: Beep beep lettuce.

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Friend: Oh hey, I've beaten your high score!

Me: Oh, is that so?

Me: *Gets a higher score than them by 100+*

Me: Have fun.

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Teen(?): aaay lmao m wot u doin 2nite yall????????

Me: I have no idea how you said that and why but I understood nothing that came from your mouth.

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Looks like something Roald Dahl would’ve made.

Watermelon…child… … ……

Who produced this.

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Reading old fanfiction you wrote

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Calne Ca: wot in contamination

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Cranberry, Cranberry, look into your future.

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Cranberry: Why did La Pucelle cross the road?

Cranberry:

Cranberry: They didn't

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Yuna: Hey Swim Swim, how old are you?

Swim Swim: I'm seven.

Minael: But you said that you're eleven!

Swim Swim: I'm seven-eleven.

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Shizuku Ashuu: Hey, Nana.

Nana Habutae: Yes?

Shizuku Ashuu: You have a

Shizuku Ashuu: ... Habutae.

Nana Habutae: ...

Nana Habutae: Oh.

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"Nagisa did it." "Momoe-san did nothing wrong"

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If you had to put the Madoka Magica characters in Overwatch roles, how would you categorize them?

Err I’m not 100% into Overwatch just know and like it from fandom and streamers.But I do know my MMO’s and classes so this’ll be pulling shit out of my ass.

Madoka would probably be the Defensive role. If I had to compare her maybe like how Ana is able to fire back defensively and give some power boosts. Her Arrows and bow probably would be like Hanzo attacks. Her Ultimate would probably be a heal and power boost making her an OP character and insta nerfed or banned in games. She would also go into her Goddess form for her ultimate only. 

Sayaka would be our healer as well as offensive roles. Comparing her a bit like Genji and Mercy maybe with her abilities. Her sword attacks could deflecting incoming attacks but not very often. She’d be long range poke for being an offensive and only go in when she has her ultimate. Her healing only attributes to herself thus she can only heal herself a little and not her teammates. Making her the Lone wolf carry for those I can carry by myself gamers. Her Ultimate probably would have an Octavia spin on it as well.

Homura would be both offensive and defensive attacker. Firing shots and what not. Basically she’d be a second Tracer but have more long range fire power. She’d set up bombs like Junkrat and be able to detonate it at a whim. Her Utimate would be something like Pharrah’s having JUSTICE RAIN FROM ABOVE with rockets. Also note in her ultimate she becomes Akuma Homura AI YO RAINS FROM ABOVE. 

Mami would be our offensive and healer. She’d be like Widowmaker and conceal herself and shoot for the headshots. Her healing would be able to heal all her teammates. Mami’s ultimate would be her cake cannon from Rebellion and if we already know how Torbjerns turrets are we know that tank isnt going down til enemies are dead. Not sure if Candeloro would be part of her ultimate here. Unless while in her ultimate she is untargetible because shes in the small Candeloro form.

Kyouko would be our offensive and tank. Now before ya’ll go raging Kyouko cant be a tank lemme remind ya’ll of her Lattice barriers.  She’d use her barriers to tank up as much dmg as she could. She would have a lot of melee close fighting with her spear so she’d be great if she was close to an enemy while her barriers up. She’d probably be as weak as D.VA and how she doesnt have her mecha she’s basically a sitting duck and can only fight back for a while before being taken out. Her ultimate would probably be something along the lines of Reapers only with spears. DIE DIE DIE with spears in your face. Also she’d be in the Ophelia look for her ultimate. 

Nagisa would just be the tank. She’d have Mei like abilities that arent very useful only to her and to keep the enemies back for a bit til ultimates charged. Her ultimate would be in her Charlotte form and she’d Pac man Waka waka chomp at enemies. Other than that i got nothing for her.

So there ya go.

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My dad needs help

I use to try avoid post like these but, karma has a funny way of working. I know that I don’t post a lot and am not really that popular but my family needs help. My dad, Carlos, fell down a flight of stairs and hurt his arm and shoulder and is now unable to go to work. He is has a very strong sense of pride, so he didn’t even tell me. (machismo, but anyway)  I just noticed that my family back home was struggling more than we usually do. I’m in college, so I don’t regularly get to see them. My sister told me what happened, and how there isn’t enough money to make bills. 

He’s a good man and I am soooo soooooo lucky to have this man as a father. He was the best father to me when I came out, and actively worked to make schools more accepting of the LGBT+ community ever since. He has ALWAYS been serious about keeping our roots (Afro-Cuban), and our religion. If anyone was down the would always make time to make people smile.

He actively tries to make peoples days brighter, whether it’s at work or in the grocery store. I know that he’s in a bad place right now, and just won’t mention it. He went to the doctor yesterday and was told that he needs to have the surgery as soon as possible to prevent any permanent damage to his shoulder and arm, he estimated that he would need the surgery by May 5th before the injury does damage to his nervous system. My mother and my sister are constantly at their alter praying for change in this situation.

So, all my siblings and I are starting a GoFundMe campaign for him so we can pay for the surgery. I completely understand if you can give any donation (I’m a college student, I know), I would just ask to please please please share, or pray to whichever god(dess) you worship, or even do a small spell for us to reach the goal. I just want my dad to be back the goofy, kind man that he is.I can’t thank you guys enough for even reading this. 

LINK: https://www.gofundme.com/carlos-needs-your-help-for-surgery

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SHARE

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PRAY FOR US

LINK: https://www.gofundme.com/carlos-needs-your-help-for-surgery

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When you can't draw on mobile drawing apps.

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Mayu