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Quite [1]. I will tell 'The Hat Man' that you sent your most lukewarm regards [13]. I will continue to respond on my employers behalf, in the meantime [13-1=12].

so we know yoo're all aboot that pitch stuff, do yoo have anything floshed in yoor bloodposher?

SUPR\S\NG/Y FOR YOU FREAXS; \ DO, \ AM NOT FUCX\NG SAY\NG WHO BECAUSE THAT'S EMBARASS\NG; BUT \'VE BEEN MAX\NG MOVES, WA\T\NG FOR H\M TO FUCX\NG D\TCH THAT STUP\D SAV\NG H\MSE/F TH\NG; WE A// FUCX\NG XNOW THERES NO ONE BETTER FOR THAT SWEET CORRUPTAB/E FUCX\NG N\AVE \D\OT, OH WHAT \ WOU/DN'T FUCX\NG G\VE TO HEAR H\M P/EAD MY NAME \N WORSH\P \NSTEAD OF WHATEVER DUMB SH\T HE RANTS ABOUT; SER\OUS/Y WOU/D \T FUCX\NG G\VETOOO\O\OHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHGHGH\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm;/z,,

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No [1]. As in it was not something else [10]. Quick pause [2] Given the fact he's been partying I would say it is the former [(1x10)+2=13].

so we know yoo're all aboot that pitch stuff, do yoo have anything floshed in yoor bloodposher?

SUPR\S\NG/Y FOR YOU FREAXS; \ DO, \ AM NOT FUCX\NG SAY\NG WHO BECAUSE THAT'S EMBARASS\NG; BUT \'VE BEEN MAX\NG MOVES, WA\T\NG FOR H\M TO FUCX\NG D\TCH THAT STUP\D SAV\NG H\MSE/F TH\NG; WE A// FUCX\NG XNOW THERES NO ONE BETTER FOR THAT SWEET CORRUPTAB/E FUCX\NG N\AVE \D\OT, OH WHAT \ WOU/DN'T FUCX\NG G\VE TO HEAR H\M P/EAD MY NAME \N WORSH\P \NSTEAD OF WHATEVER DUMB SH\T HE RANTS ABOUT; SER\OUS/Y WOU/D \T FUCX\NG G\VETOOO\O\OHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHGHGH\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm;/z,,

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He won't be doing that [5]. As I have found him passed out at the Husktop [10]. I will write him a memo to inform you of any hatmen in his sleep. [5+10=15]

so we know yoo're all aboot that pitch stuff, do yoo have anything floshed in yoor bloodposher?

SUPR\S\NG/Y FOR YOU FREAXS; \ DO, \ AM NOT FUCX\NG SAY\NG WHO BECAUSE THAT'S EMBARASS\NG; BUT \'VE BEEN MAX\NG MOVES, WA\T\NG FOR H\M TO FUCX\NG D\TCH THAT STUP\D SAV\NG H\MSE/F TH\NG; WE A// FUCX\NG XNOW THERES NO ONE BETTER FOR THAT SWEET CORRUPTAB/E FUCX\NG N\AVE \D\OT, OH WHAT \ WOU/DN'T FUCX\NG G\VE TO HEAR H\M P/EAD MY NAME \N WORSH\P \NSTEAD OF WHATEVER DUMB SH\T HE RANTS ABOUT; SER\OUS/Y WOU/D \T FUCX\NG G\VETOOO\O\OHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHGHGH\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm;/z,,

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so we know yoo're all aboot that pitch stuff, do yoo have anything floshed in yoor bloodposher?

SUPR\S\NG/Y FOR YOU FREAXS; \ DO, \ AM NOT FUCX\NG SAY\NG WHO BECAUSE THAT'S EMBARASS\NG; BUT \'VE BEEN MAX\NG MOVES, WA\T\NG FOR H\M TO FUCX\NG D\TCH THAT STUP\D SAV\NG H\MSE/F TH\NG; WE A// FUCX\NG XNOW THERES NO ONE BETTER FOR THAT SWEET CORRUPTAB/E FUCX\NG N\AVE \D\OT, OH WHAT \ WOU/DN'T FUCX\NG G\VE TO HEAR H\M P/EAD MY NAME \N WORSH\P \NSTEAD OF WHATEVER DUMB SH\T HE RANTS ABOUT; SER\OUS/Y WOU/D \T FUCX\NG G\VETOOO\O\OHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHGHGH\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm;/z,,

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so we know yoo're all aboot that pitch stuff, do yoo have anything floshed in yoor bloodposher?

SUPR\S\NG/Y FOR YOU FREAXS; \ DO, \ AM NOT FUCX\NG SAY\NG WHO BECAUSE THAT'S EMBARASS\NG; BUT \'VE BEEN MAX\NG MOVES, WA\T\NG FOR H\M TO FUCX\NG D\TCH THAT STUP\D SAV\NG H\MSE/F TH\NG; WE A// FUCX\NG XNOW THERES NO ONE BETTER FOR THAT SWEET CORRUPTAB/E FUCX\NG N\AVE \D\OT, OH WHAT \ WOU/DN'T FUCX\NG G\VE TO HEAR H\M P/EAD MY NAME \N WORSH\P \NSTEAD OF WHATEVER DUMB SH\T HE RANTS ABOUT; SER\OUS/Y WOU/D \T FUCX\NG G\VETOOO\O\OHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHGHGH\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm;/z,,

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\ WATCH THEM SWARM /\XE F/\ES; P\CX\NG AT THE BODY W\TH THE\R S\/VER C/AWS, S/\C\NG OPEN NEW WOUNDS AS THEY P\CX AND PROD AT MUSC/ES; AND PU// AWAY AT THE ROTTED PUTR\D F/ESH \N H\S CHASS\S, XN\T\NG TOGETHER NEW BORROWED MEAT FROM THE DONOR WHERE HE /ET THE \NFESTAT\ON FESTER; THE \NFESTAT\ON \ \GNORED SO \ WOU/DN'T HAVE TO FUCX\NG ARGUE W\TH H\M, THEY PU// OUT /OPS\DED B/OODY HAND DONE ST\TCHES; JUST TO GET \N AND CUT AWAY BROXEN BONES AND P\CX OUT \VORY WH\TE SHARDS COATED \N /\/AC HUES, \N THE\R P/ACE GOES A SHE// WHERE MECHAN\CA/ \MP/ANTS W\// /AY; \ WATCH THEM SWARM /\XE F/\ES, MYSE/F A VU/TURE; THE X\NG OF TH\S CORPSE DESECRAT\ON \ STAND W\TH MY HEAD BOWED AS \ G/ARE DOWN AT THE DEATH OF A D\SGUST\NG MAN; UNRAV/ED AND UNDONE BY THE MED\CU//ERS TRY\NG TO SPARX NEW EYES BACX TO /\FE, REP/ACEMENTS A/READY REP/ACED; H\S HA\R MATCHES M\NE \N FU// NOW, WH\CH HE'// /OATH; HE WATCHES THEM SWARM /\XE F/\ES, TEAR\NG OUT H\S NERVES, TEAR\NG OUT H\S M\ND AND BU\/D\NG \T ANEW.

Quirk translated since that was a wall of text.

I WATCH THEM SWARM LIKE FLIES; PICKING AT THE BODY WITH THEIR SILVER CLAWS, SLICING OPEN NEW WOUNDS AS THEY PICK AND PROD AT MUSCLES; AND PULL AWAY AT THE ROTTED PUTRID FLESH IN HIS CHASSIS, KNITING TOGETHER NEW BORROWED MEAT FROM THE DONOR WHERE HE LET THE INFESTATION FESTER; THE INFESTATION I IGNORED SO I WOULDN'T HAVE TO FUCKING ARGUE WITH HIM, THEY PULL OUT LOPSIDED BLOODY HAND DONE STITCHES; JUST TO GET IN AND CUT AWAY BROKEN BONES AND PICK OUT IVORY WHITE SHARDS COATED IN LILAC HUES, IN THEIR PLACE GOES A SHELL WHERE MECHANICAL IMPLANTS WILL LAY; I WATCH THEM SWARM LIKE FLIES, MYSELF A VULTURE; THE KING OF THIS CORPSE DESECRATION I STAND WITH MY HEAD BOWED AS I GLARE DOWN AT THE DEATH OF A DISGUSTING MAN; UNRAVLED AND UNDONE BY THE MEDICULLERS TRYING TO SPARK NEW EYES BACK TO LIFE, REPLACEMENTS ALREADY REPLACED; HIS HAIR MATCHES MINE IN FULL NOW, WHICH HE'LL LOATH; HE WATCHES THEM SWARM LIKE FLIES, TEARING OUT HIS NERVES, TEARING OUT HIS MIND AND BUILDING IT ANEW.

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im not even going to deal with this

VvV | *On my husktop, looking at the date.* Oh... a date... *I blush and kiss the husktop* | VvV

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AND YET HERE YOU FUCX\NG ARE RESPOND\NG TO ME; GOD YOU'RE SO DESPERATE FOR PEOP/E TO PAY ATTENT\ON TO YOU \T'S S\CXEN\NG

quadrants arent real

> this is the worst fucking t^ke ive ever he^rd

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OH FUCX\NG BOO HOO; WHO G\VES A SH\T, AS A FUCX\NG CEO \ XNOW WHY YOU DON'T X\// YOUR EMP/OYEES; THEY MAXE SH\T, SHE UNDERSTANDS TH\S; DO YOU TH\NX A S\NG/E WOMAN CAN FUCX\NG CONQUER AN ENT\RE GA/AXY, THAT SH\TS BU\/T ON THE BACX OF EVERYONE E/SE; WH\CH \S WHY YOU NEED TO XEEP THEM FROM GETT\NG TOO B\G OF AN EGO BY, CU//\NG THE\R NUMBERS BUT MA\NTA\N\NG A STEADY SUPP/Y; \T'S BAS\C FUCX\NG BUS\NESS SENSE.

quadrants arent real

> this is the worst fucking t^ke ive ever he^rd

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P\TY \S BU//SH\T YOU FUCX\NG DUMBASS; BUT OF COURSE YOU ARE FUCX\NG STUCX TO THAT \DEA S\NCE YOU CAN'T GET OVER YOUR SH\TTY DEAD PA/EMATE, BU/BS FUCX\NG RO//\NG \N MY SXU// YOU'RE SO FUCX\NG BOR\NG; OUR SOC\ETY WOU/D BE S\GN\F\GANT/Y BETTER \F PEOP/E /\XE YOU D\DN'T FUCX\NG WH\NE 'OH WE NEED TO P\TY EACHOTHER AND P/AY N\CE BECAUSE THATS HOW TH\NGS ARE';

GROSS.

quadrants arent real

> this is the worst fucking t^ke ive ever he^rd

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OH CAN YOU JUST GO FUCX YOURSE/F; NOT EVERYTH\NG \S ABOUT YOU DUMBASS, SER\OUS/Y \F \ FUCX\NG WANTED TO \ COU/D R\NG UP THE DRONES TO GET THEM TO TURN YOUR SH\TTY /\TT/E H\VE TO DUST; BUT \ DON'T SO FUCX\NG XNEE/ DOWN AND BEG, ETCETERA ETCETERA; ANYWAY, PAC\F\CAT\ON AND 'QUAD \NF\DE/\TY' ARE ANT\QUATED CONCEPTS THAT NO ONE SHOU/D FUCX\NG G\VE A SH\T ABOUT; MO\RA\/S ARE BEYOND USE/ESS \F YOU HAVE A SHRED OF SE/F RESPECT AND HAVE THE AB\/\TY TO SO/VE YOUR OWN FUCX\NG PROB/EMS, AND ASH \S SO OUT OF SEASON \T'S /AUGHAB/E THAT PEOP/E ST\// HUMOR THAT FUCX\NG QUADRANT; MUCH MORE \F THEY CONS\DER \T A FUCX\NG \NF/UENCE TO NOT FUCX AROUND; T/DR, YOU'RE WRONG GET CU//ED \M R\CHER AND \ AM NOT FUCX\NG DESPERATE!

quadrants arent real

> this is the worst fucking t^ke ive ever he^rd

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UNFORTUNATE/Y \ AGREE W\TH YOU ON YOUR P\TCH PO\NT; EVERYTH\NG E/SE \S FUCX\NG BU//SH\T HOWEVER

quadrants arent real

> this is the worst fucking t^ke ive ever he^rd

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\'M NOT A FUCX\NG PURP/EB/OOD DUMBSH\T, DO SOME RESEARCH NOOXGARG/ER BEFORE YOU TRY TO FUCX\NG \NSU/T ME; \ A/SO DO NOT G\VE A FUCX AS \ W\// CONT\NUE TO FUCX\NG SAY; M\ND YOUR GOD DAMN BUS\NESS BEFORE \ HANG YOU FROM YOUR GAP\NG CHEST WOUND W\TH A MEATHOOX.

-\ I wasn't talking about fish. -/>

\F \T'S \N THE WATER; \TS A FUCX\NG F\SH DUDE, GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS; BEFORE \ FUCX\NG HAVE TO GUT YOU TO REMOVE \T, \ AM SURE YOUR ORGANS W\// MAXE A /OVE/Y HUE ONCE PU/VER\ZED BENEATH MY BOOT; MAYBE \'// FUCX\NG B/ESS YOUR CORPSE BY US\NG THAT S\CX/Y WARM SHADE TO T\NT MY HA\R, THE ON/Y FUCX\NG HONOR YOU'// EVER EXPER\ENCE \N YOUR /\FE \S THAT OF BE\NG FUCX\NG HA\RDYE; HOW DOES THAT FEE/.

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"Y-o-u Kn-o-w, The Expressi-o-n Is C-O-ULDN'T Care Less. Sayin That Y-o-u C-o-uld Care Less Implies That Y-o-u D-o-, In Actuality, Care. Perhaps Quite A L-o-t."

NO \T FUCX\NG MEANS \ DON'T G\VE A FUCX; \ COU/D CARE /ESS MEANS \ FUCX\NG DON'T CARE SO MUCH THAT \ DON'T CARE ABOUT DON'T CAR\NG, THATS THE FUCX\NG DEPTHS TO WH\CH MY APATHY S\NXS.

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is it just me or does that kind of look like cuspblood?

THAT'S JUST FUCX\NG WHAT PURP/E B/OOD /OOXS /\XE WHEN M\XED \N SNOW? WHAT ARE YOU ON; \VE FUCX\NG SEEN SO MUCH OF H\S FUCX\NG B/OOD RECENT/Y \ WOU/D XNOW THE D\FFERENCE.

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he looks like the family guy death pose facing up in the mutini asskicking picture tbh

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\F \ REA//Y FUCX\NG WANTED TO \ COU/D; THEY HAD TO SHAVE \T A// OFF TO RECONSTRUCT H\S STUP\D SXU// >>:/ BUT \ CAN FUCX\NG SME// BA\T; AND TH\S /OOXS, TASTES, FEE/S, AND SME//S /\XE FUCX\NG BA\T.

--my-cullers-say-i-have-a-lot-of-mutations!--do-trolls-really-never-have-white-hair?--X

@alienatedcartographer

sometimes they do usually they dye it black though. also usually they are not lime.