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THEY ARE GIVING ME BRAINWORMS

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Philadelphians refilling the earths core with Cheez Whiz during the Great Cheez Whiz shortage of 1912

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Superman isn't woke. You're just so evil that you see a man doing acts of kindness and you think it's a targeted political agenda

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she loves bank tubes so much

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Runs in front of your legs while you’re trying to go up stairs

My soccer reflexes kick in and i seamlessly flick you up into the air, into my arms, and continues up the stairs

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silly strings

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we love you small breasts glasses girl. ! don't give up!

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the transgender urge to curl up like a small fluffy animal against someone you love’s warm body and make little mewling and sighing and whining sounds as they pet you and praise you for having tried so hard to be human until you fall asleep

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Catti request for @wickedsick

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how can I be cool like you

Try watching this educational video series.

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malewife hours

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Put more effort into this sound edit than I probably should've.

• Original comic cover by [Adam B Thomas]

• Animation by [EmptyWasher]