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The purpose of life is to get really into stories that drive you so crazy you sometimes feel the need to throw up from how much you love them
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There is still time to stop the emerald fennel wuthering heights.
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i'm obsessed with problematic relationships with age gaps where the age gap is the least problematic thing about their relationship
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drop your hexcode
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Every single time someone mentions police role-playing in a sexual context I think of this tinder interaction and I instantly become absolutely stricken with laughter

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they should invent an apartment that has huge windows but is never too hot and is near everything i like and all my friends but is also quiet when i want it to be and costs zero dollars or perhaps they pay me to live in. and they save it just for me so i dont have to look for it :)
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learning how to sew like even a little bit is so fatal for buying stuff i cant even begin to describe. “i could make this for sureeeee” <- statements of the UTTERLY DERANGED
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#In my experience they just want you to say “im sorry it'll never happen again”#Stupid?#Yes#But what can you do
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so I have a really unusual first name /last name combo and I don't think anyone else has it, so I'm curious what it's like for other people
Please reblog to reach more people!
PSA: do NOT share your full legal name on this post, please stay safe
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