what is your holy trinity of fruits
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The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
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hanging out in my evil lair (bedroom)
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people with siblings love saying shit like "you never played first degree murder knife chase?"
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Diagnosed with I love you
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If the right way is too hard, fuck it. Do it the wrong way.
Folding clothes keeps you from getting the laundry done? Stop folding clothes. Put a basket in your room and throw your unfolded clean stuff into it right out of the dryer, it's fine.
Rinsing dishes off keeps you from loading the dishwasher? Load them dirty and run it twice.
Chopping onions keeps you from making yourself dinner? Buy the freezer bags of chopped onions.
You forget to take your meds and don't want to get out of bed to get them? Start putting them next to the bed.
Can't keep up with the dishes? Get paper plates. Worried about environment impact? Order biodegradable ones online if your local store doesn't have one.
Make the task easier. Put things where you use them instead of where they "go." Eliminate the steps that keep you from finishing the task. Eliminate the task that is stressing you out.
Do it the "wrong" way. It's literally fine.
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ok listen you've all gotta stop with the "39 year old milf who doesn't know what pokemon is" memes I am 39 and I put like 1000 hours into Pokemon Red when that shit first came out. us 39 year old milfs are in the exact demographic for this come on. rethink your milf fantasy. break out of the box. a 39 year old milf isn't saying "what is charmander" she is telling you in great detail about the team she beat the elite four with.
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without arts & crafts we are in hell
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I am a trainwreck of a human being but id make a good cat
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Reminding myself to stop and look around and be grateful. I used to pray to be where I’m at now.
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I watched dungeon meshi and I just had to
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no offense but you’re lovely and you matter a lot
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6. Why did you do that?
46. Favorite holiday film?
6. Because no one else was going to and it needed doing.
46. Whatever the Charlie Brown one is for each Holiday is my favorite for that holiday.
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I think the most fun part of monsters inc is boo calling sulley “kitty” and mike wazowski by full government name
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