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----- SHIT PEOPLE HAVE POSTED IN MY DISCORD SERVER AS A PROMPT of course, some are tweaked to fit a prompt setting. and you may tweak them too, if need be. not all of these are sfw.

☆ -- “ YOU THINK YOU CAN SLAP MY MOTHER? IT IS I WHO SLAPS YOU. ” ☆ -- “ This is why I have -- ” Drops seven dollars worth of change. “ SMELLY FUCK. ” ☆ -- “ This v-neck is gonna get me some v-gina. ” ☆ -- “ I bet Michael Myers piano’s through his eyes. ” ☆ -- “ Joke’s on you, my mom makes my lunch. ” ☆ -- “ YES MEDIVH, EAT THE BEANS. ” ☆ -- “ When you chicken the season right. ” ☆ -- “ Just say fucc, it’s like succ but fuck. ” ☆ -- “ If you cut your nipple, does that mean you’re lactating blood? ” ☆ -- “ EAT YOUR FUCKING TEETH ___! ” ☆ -- “ DADDY NEEDS TO GO BACK TO JAIL. ” ☆ -- “ Look out, it’s the taint stabber! ” ☆ -- “ I want ___ to come into my house and bash me over the head with a bottle, killing me instantly. ” ☆ -- “ It’s like eating a patch of soaking wet grass, after a cow SHAT all over it. ” ☆ -- “ Not the tits, ___, the memes. ” ☆ -- “ YOU’RE A FAKE MAN WITH A SMALL BISTRO. ” ☆ -- “ SHUT UP, BITCH, GET OUT! ” ☆ -- “ I HAVE A BALL! ” ☆ -- “ ___ grip my dong. ” ☆ -- “ You barely weigh one pound at five foot fuck. ” ☆ -- “ The snack that smiles back: CHILDREN! ” ☆ -- “ I will sneeze in your mouth if you ever tell me I can’t have egg salad again. ” ☆ -- “ Just because Jesus took a three day nap doesn’t mean you get one. ” ☆ -- “ Every year I prank ___ with something I deem hilarious, and every year they send me something bland and uninteresting. It makes me furious. ” ☆ -- “ I want my blood boneless. ” ☆ -- “ It tastes like porn. ” ☆ -- “ Whoever McDrove their McBus past my McHouse and shook my McBed, they just McFucked up and I will McKill them. ” ☆ -- “ I am clutching my kidney in fear. ” ☆ -- “ I love Hulk Hogie. ” ☆ -- “ I can only take so much: I can take a lotta dick, a lotta drama, but if ___ throws my orphans... ” ☆ -- “ I showed you my dad, please respond. ” ☆ -- “ I speak for the spiders now, and they say you’re a little bitch. ” ☆ -- “ Holy fucking police officer on a pogo stick. ” ☆ -- “ Shut to fuck. ”

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whispers: so i made a stefano valentini ( @bellissorte ) and i’m writing up his dbh verse so pls love him

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ninthdroid‌:

And just like that the floor becomes way more interesting as he directs his gaze at it, slowly picking stray bullets up. “Why do even have these on you? It’s not like you’re allowed to carry a gun.” Yes, because that’s exactly what’s on his mind right now.

          “ Someone left them out, so I was going to put them away. A shame I’m so clumsy. ”

          As he comes to a stand, Connor playfully bumps Charon’s hip with his own. Cradling the bullets in his hand, he eyes the other.

          “ You look good down there. ”

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ninthdroid‌:

That loud whirring noise? Totally not Charon’s cooling system working in overdrive. “Do. Do you need help?” 

          A sideways glance, an innocent smile.

          “ What a kind offer. Perhaps it would be more efficient. ”

          He says, almost dropping the bullets he’d just picked up.

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goddamnitconnor           ‘ Accidentally ’ spills a bunch of...

ILLEGAL

          SEDUCTIVELY bends down and picks up a bullet... but with a pose this time.

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          ‘ Accidentally ’ spills a bunch of bullets on the floor.

          “ Oh dear... ”

          Bends down and seductively picks up a bullet. Bends down and seductively picks up a bullet. Bends down and seductively picks up a bullet. Bends down and seductively picks up a bullet-----

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When Hank calls you a good boy

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erregent replied to your post “erregent replied to your post “gavin: does some dumb dangerous shit...”

NO

mmmmMMMMMMMMMMM THIS BEHAVIOR IS...........

                                  UNACCEPTABLE !!!!!

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erregent replied to your post “gavin: does some dumb dangerous shit connor, after throwing a lamp at...”

boo

i showed you my memes pls respond

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gavin: does some dumb dangerous shit connor, after throwing a lamp at him: lighten the fuck up

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HANDWRITING CAN TELL YOU A LOT ABOUT A PERSON.

go here and repost with your character’s name in their handwriting!

his handwriting is neat, maybe a little cartoonish, but he always writes in all caps

tagged by stolen from : @rkniines tagging :  sure take it

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connor vc: i’m a homosexule. hopesemual. hono sensual. hank vc: it’s okay take your time connor vc: boys

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the scene where gavin follows connor into the evidence room except they fight and then angrily make out is my 5:44am sleep-deprived idea of a good time & yes connor still knocks him out after it’s fine don’t worry about it

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i have so many thoughts about connor but never the right time with enough motivation to put them all down. also because he has thoughts and feelings about each individual person he comes into contact with and i’d feel like i’m imposing on people or hindering them from interactions by stating them in a general sense.

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@erregent --- translated as: i had photoshop open and memes at my fingertips

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Send ‘✌️’ for my muse’s reaction to yours slipping two fingers into their mouth.Send 👉 for your muse to pull two of my muse’s fingers into their mouth instead.

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damntragedy replied to your post “the sarah help me video except it’s connor as max and nines as sarah”

I read it as Nines as Max instead and I can't

nines: connor help me connor: nines you have to stand up nines: no it’s too deep-- connor help meeeeee