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James Gunn letting Guy Gardener keep his fuckass bowl cut… Mr. Terrific working as the main other hero in the movie without ever being treated as a sidekick… Hawkgirl getting to fucking kill that guy at the end of the movie… and all in their comic accurate costumes. We’re actually so fucking back y’all 😭

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even the good guys have to admit it’s kind of funny when bad stuff happens to orphans

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Fun fact: Dick was actually the second ever appearance of the Matches Malone persona.

Before Bruce assumed “Matches Malone”, Matches was a legit crime boss. He kills himself with his own bullet during a confrontation with Batman, which leads to Bruce using his identity the following day for a quick recruitment effort.

However, the second ever appearance of Matches occurs in the following issue, where Bruce is on some insane 70s plot to secure a henchman through some contrived honor code.

The Matches here is Dick. He’s in an inflatable suit.

Anyways, just thought it was neat that Dick is so much “the disguise guy” that even the second ever debut of Bruce’s most famous undercover persona was actually Dick. And like, child him at that.

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the legally blonde mentality isnt just for law students. u can bring that attitude with you into every field of work. be the whimsical force of positive change. wear that neon outfit. snaps for us all.

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me, unloading a fitted sheet from the dryer: *squinting* what's that you've got in your mouth

fitted sheet: nothing :)))))))

me, prying open its twisted jaws: na-ah!!! give it to me RIGHT now!!

fitted sheet: *resentfully spits out a wad of 3 very damp dishtowels, a pillowcase, and a pathetically sodden washcloth*

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if you're ever trying to get someone into game changer, this image will pretty much catch them up to speed

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the face of a man who knows that Vic Michaelis' number one goal every day is to take down Sam Reich

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choose your fighter

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*feels nothing* mmm, don’t like that *feels something but like, too much* mmm not a fan of that either

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grimes is on my shit list forever because she could have easily killed that guy but she didn't. i don't care

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That specific sickly, weird, mottled green color that appears when two mirrors are reflecting each other into infinity is so fucking beautiful… I love you weird nasty green of the aether….

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dick grayson did not have 30 billion comics for decades where his first instinctual response to any problem was like “okay so what im going to do is kill myself” for u guys to claim he’s the least suicidal guy in his family

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What an adventuring party

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Can we talk about how Maxwell is the first person that Daisuke calls for whenever something bad is happening? Like, I know he’s “Pappy” but he really did just��� adopt Max. And even though a lot of their interactions are bits, it’s kind of fitting that Daisuke ended up with the grandpa mug. Even if he can never replace Cadswitch, Daisuke is at least the father Maxwell never knew he needed. Because where Longspot derides Max for being “a rowdy” and questions everything having to do with adventure, Daisuke believes in Max’s abilities both implicitly and explicitly.

They’re in a dicey situation with Mordecestershire? Gotch, grab him. Van’s arm is acting up? Gotch, grab her. Daisuke is surrounded by a bunch of bankserkers? Gotch! And in return, Daisuke is helping to even Max the fuck out so he’ll chill and accept whimsy into his heart like his own grandfather wanted for him.

Max really did find a new family in the Zephyr crew. Daisuke is the paternal figure he never knew he needed. Van is an older sister to wrestle with both figuratively and metaphorically. Olethra is his chaotic twin, also on a journey to redeem her grandparent. And Monty is the uncle Max never stops annoying at the family function lmao. Everything Max could have possibly wanted from his own family he got in his fellow crew.

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when i first started watching d20 i never bothered checking out adventuring party because i figured it would be boring and purely technical stuff, or that it was just a watch back thing with no fun content :(

fastforward to episode ten of the cloudward ho ap. it opens with a content warning in which lou Does The Thing he’s warning you about. that Thing is eating ungodly amounts of aioli, some of which he takes with listerine strips as a little garnish. zac is actually gagging and making faces i did not know human anatomy was capable of making. emily has, for the second time in a row, pulled up the AI (2001) trailer and is watching it with sound off. siobhan and ally are singing… church songs? to soothe themselves? because the image of lou eating garlic aioli like it’s ice cream is genuinely disturbing? and murph is here too. he can’t decide whether to jump ship or try to steer away from the aioli waterfall they’re driving straight into. he gives lou more aioli. they start voting people off like it’s an episode of survivor. emily tells everyone to vote for zac and then gives zac an immunity idol, meaning it’s a tie between lou and tara. brennan plays copyrighted music somehow and gets shut down by producers. ally won’t stop doing unpaid ads for snickers. it ends with lou crawling across the table reaching for more of his beloved paste while everyone else desperately tries to stop him.

the episode opened with them putting clouds on their heads and doing the wealwell challenge. how did we get to this. i take a drag of my cigar like a grizzled fisherman recounting a battle with a vicious monster. i wasn’t always a sailor on these here seas, i lament, they drew me in with silly reels on instagram and a sense of fomo. remember when we were talkin about little beans? remember the blankets? remember the simpler days, before the aioli attacked? d’you remember? i remember.

i wipe the crusted aioli from my moustache and take another drag of my cigar.

i remember.

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the average person with bad taste can be into some extremely banal garbage but when you get close enough to someone with otherwise good taste that they start a recommendation by going off on a preamble about how they don't necessarily recommend it you know you're seconds away from hearing about some real torturously wretched dogshit