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Fuck it we romancing mama Karlach

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Playing with a half-dragon mod is so funny and adorable bc every companion (save maybe for halsin, not sure didn't get yet) looks so small compared to pc. Esp when you romance them, and ask for a kiss and these mfs look up at you like this 🥺🥺🥺

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Finally (!) got to romance Halsin, he's so precious 🥺 The way he looks so worried he might be crossing the line when confessing, the way he looks surprised when it's reciprocated, the way he sprints to kiss you with such hunger. I'm dead

Also love the bear scene, sure, but his human scene is so... Gentle, sensual, like you can actually see pure adoration and affection in his eyes towards pc, wow

It actually made me really flustered which is rare, but I just imagined what it's like to have someone look at you the way he does, and it's truly something to die for

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Sometimes all a person needs is to drown in that autistic wizard pussy

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No, I will not provide any context to these

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I can't with this game anymore! I was fully intending on FINALLY romancing halsin (after like a hundred attempts, damn you gale with your puppy eyes), and now I'm accidentally romancing wyll! Hello??? I'm just being kind to you, no need to bust them moves pal

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Can I just say how underwhelming durge's amnesia was? I get it, their brain got fucked by Orin and all, but they still have some memories of their past self, they remember their name, they remember that they killed people.

Yet whenever they encounter some things or situations or people which, I'm heavily inclined to believe, they encountered in the past, nothing. No line of how uncannily familiar is 'that scrying eye that's been weirdly following me, as if it knows something about me' or maybe how 'Ketheric looked at me like he knows me. Is it my imagination?'

No line about how 'I know these halls. At least, I think I do. Or did. Why would I ever visit Moonrise Towers?' or 'this is it. The place where I was attacked. But by whom? And why– no, never mind.'

Maybe a line about 'Him... I know him - Enver. Enver Gortash...'

Just some small things like that, I'm not asking for cutscenes or anything big really. Just something that makes durge's past both mysterious and flashed out. Give them more character, like yeah, this person was in some fucked up places, did fucked up things and met fucked up people.

I'm not against them having amnesia, just don't make it their whole character, rather just a part of a already complicated person

Thanks for coming to my Ted talk!

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*breathing intensifies* h-hi hello

Im posting this separately as well because i love it lol

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Oh no me when me when I when gortash when me

Haha hold on, me when I see gortash and get inspiration and now have a jealous oral sex durgetash fic in my drafts. A little treat from it below

/// His breathing quickens, mouth falling open as you whisper in his ear all the things you'll do to him. He only has to say a few words. It doesn't take long, maybe he's getting soft, loosing his grip on reality, or maybe Gortash just longs to have you, to have something real with you. He pushes his thoughts away as he drops to his knees, eyes never leaving yours. ///

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Hold on— I fought him exactly one (1!) time on my 1st playthrough, and never even properly looked at him!!!

SO. Gortash when he becomes the Avatar of Tyranny.

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Default Durge x Gortash be like

he’s not wrong

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Oh gods, now that I've properly done Rolan's quest in bg3 (I never even knew you had to save him in act 2 and just assumed he never shows up???) I see the appeal. He's actually such a cute lil wizard, a tsundere sure, but by the gods it make me want to cuddle and rail him all the more bey

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Do you think that when Orin told Gortash (if you play as durge) that durge is alive, he goes straight to his office and writes in his diary (I know he has one) "dear diary, Orin (ugh incompetent excuse for a bhaal chosen) told me they live! I simply cannot contain my excitement. After such excruciatingly long time they will finally return to my side!"

And then after he meets you at his inauguration, he adds another entry to his diary like "dear diary, I met them! They're alive! And looking just as beautiful/handsome/pretty as before! Orin was wrong in all accounts (of course, she was. She always is), they still possess their genius. Temporary amnesia, but I'm sure I'll be able to jog their memory just fine. They'll remember me and all the time we've spent together. Perhaps it's my wishful thinking, but they seemed to be gazing at me with some sort of longing."

Or are you just normal about this man and this ship?

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Romanced Gale, throwing a "I once read a book..." line at you: 😊🥺

Tav: not much of a read, but I've seen some informative diagrams

Gale: ☺ informative diagra— 🤨😶🥵

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Okay we all know how durgetash and durgegale romances have so many similarities, and I've just started another (yes) playthrough as durge, and I find it amusing how gale's romance scene where he invites you to play with magic after the tiefling/goblin(?) party he walks around you to stand beside, and it looks kinda similar to how gortash walks around you at his inauguration scene, same smug look too

I'm a sucker for both gale and gortash, and my durge too

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Gortash has both parental issues, so don't mind him if he "accidentally" calls you mommy/daddy while you demolish him. He's gonna panic right after, but nothing like a good pounding and a "good boy, taking it so well for mommy/daddy" will make him arch his back so much you're afraid he's gonna break it

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I just know that once Wyll gets his horns from mizora, those are sensitive!!!!! As heck. Steal him away from the others one night, press him against the tree, while one of your hands jerks him off and the other strokes his horn, my boy loses it. Knees weak, thighs shaking, lips all bit from trying to hide his moans

Goodbye