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people who say they don’t like to read guess what you’re reading now idiot
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My stomach is not feeling well can I have a ginger ale please
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The sound your rooster makes when it is running low on batteries. [YouTube]
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If a toy from Toy Story died, the kids wouldn’t know, and the other toys would have to watch the kids play with their corpses.
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u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun
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