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bro season 3 is making me actually like travis…. i never thought this would happen. him with the duck is so cuteee 🙁🩷

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them raising the animals is so cute 😭😭😭 oh i could cry they're so kind and caring and would never hurt anyone <3 and yeahhhh :( he was shaking so much :( lotties kinda the reason why he starts his substance abuse if you think about it...not good! not good at all..

i love Mortimer i hope nothing bad happens to him

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the van hate is so forced and annoying i think u should kill yourself if u genuinely don't like her #/SRS

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I’m deeply INFATUATED with Caitlyn Kiramman btw

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socks stay on during sex because i'll get freaked out if i see your feet

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every time someone writes baby girl williams as a mean dom a lesbian loses their carabiner

cmon shes literally the biggest loser EVER and i love her for it

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anyone know any cai bot makers who have good caitlyn kiramman bots??

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happy birthday to this sexy ass fine shyt 😇😇 the fandom is on FIRE💜🔥

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lottienat in the locker room

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“who died and made him king of snacks” medicated lottie matthews i miss you every day

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the identical eye rolls are sending me

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Arcane male fans complaining and whining about being excluded will never not make me laugh LMAO

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only acceptable caitvi x male reader thing ever

caitvi x male reader SMUT

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caitvi x male reader

tw: literature and writing so beautiful you wouldn't be able to read anything else after this x2

mdni

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You followed vi after she left you for Caitlyn.

"who the fuck is he and why is he here." Caitlyn said.

"EW OH MY LORD JUMP SCARE" vi said as she noticed you. "seriously, why are you here. I literally told u to go away and that I'm not interested in men."

"but I'm a straight man and I'm entitled!" you protested. "I can't stand the fact that lesbians exist and that they don't cater to me! I'm so mad! I'm going to post x male reader fan fiction on Tumblr and get mad when people call me out! btw I can also fix both of you's sexualities! I'm 6'0 btw"

Caitlyn had to crank her neck to look down at you.

"6 feet? more like 6 centimeters. you can't fix us." Caitlyn shot back.

"Cait has fascist dictator tendencies and I caused my sister so much trauma it caused a disorder." VI added. "I don't think being lesbian is the issue here. also just look at you, you're the reason why bisexual girls turned lesbian."

anger boiled inside you because how dare women turn you down. how dare they have opinions. how dare the government from the handmaid's tale not be a real thing. you tried to jump vi but then Caitlyn tripped you and you fell on the ground like a pathetic loser.

"oh god why is it trying to fight." Cait said. "it tripped and it's not even wearing heels. and I'm wearing them. the platform 5 inch chinese laundry ones btw."

you tried to get up but vi knocked u unconscious

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tw: a bit of body horror

you woke up and u got tied to a chair. Caitlyn is angry asf cuz you attempted murder on her girlfriend. her girlfriend, not yours, because vi is a LESBIAN AND IS NOT INTERESTED IN MEN.

"how do men always find the balls and the audacity to do these things" Caitlyn thought out loud. "oh wait, I have an idea"

Caitlyn then got out this weird device.

"you have one more chance. say you'll leave fictional lesbians alone and I'll let you go."

"no. I will not leave fictional lesbians alone. all women must love men." you said idiotically.

"so which one of your balls are you the most attached to? I'll literally chop it off." she said as she got out her weird device and made 2 snapping noises with it.

you were so consumed by horror and you didn't answer her so she chopped both of them off and then left you for vi.

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a/n: yall asked and I delivered

I hope I've done the genre of satire justice.

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this is my no.1 btw. i would die for her, i would kill for her, i wanna kiss her forehead, etc

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we as a fandom do not talk abt tai’s character enough!!! she is so so interesting n such a well thought out character n has so much depth and oh my god my shaylaaa i love you taissa turner

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COURTNEY EATON ILY!!

Honestly it's a girl and her favorite yellowjackets actor against the world