hey man look on the bright side, you may be unemployed and disgraced in your field but at least you have a daughter now!!!!
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what was with that new game changers episode
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it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth
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it’s actually sick and twisted that harrowhark nonagesimus isn’t the most famous fictional character in the world. no one has ever had the same amount of creepy lesbian swag and no one ever will
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me walking into the grocery store to buy everything bagels
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if anyone ever asks why return of the jedi is my favourite star wars film i’ll just send them this gif
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Measured in letters, not syllables. Please do *not* put your deadname in the tags, I don't want to know that
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✨ Please reblog the polls to make them reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind 💖 Artists and titles will be revealed after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update! ✨
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just got called out of work and I got so excited I put clothes on my dog
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classic post rant quora phrase
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start logging your experience outside trying to survive the elements so when a horror protagonist stumbles on your corpse they'll find your convenient journal foreshadowing their fate + giving them gameplay tips
Hour 1. tried all entrances. no luck. windows won't budge and i don't know how to pick a lock. the gravel hurts my feet to walk on and the cat I came out here to pet is gone. I'm all alone. It's cold. The sun has vanished behind the clouds. Holding out hope for a rescue
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very messy apollo justice sketches because i bought the trilogy on switch and am very much enjoying it again
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