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no fucking awoo. no awoo right now. its late. its not awoo time. its sleeping time. go the fuck to bed.

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What the fuck?

Am I in a fucking parallel universe? Do people actually think this shit is ok? Because it’s not. Beetlebabes get fucked. If you ship Beetlebabes, go ahead and unfollow me.

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Yknow when you’re a man who likes women? But in like… A gay way?

Does that make sense to anyone else?

Like I’m pan, so I’ll see a pretty girl and be like “want 🥺” but still in a very non heterosexual way.

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addicted to sending this clip from twilight to my friends whenever they are in a situation where i think they should lie

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there’s this extremely kind soul of a woman on instagram that makes accessible recipes that don’t require standing, chopping, or a stove and she might just have a permanent place in my heart

edit: here's her YouTube account, as well as her TikTok and Facebook :)

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Lily of the valley 💕🧚🌱✨

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"Tch...Looks like one of your Fans found us legs"

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the tv is hot

so is the mailman

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I think it would be incredibly emotionally fulfilling to hit someone in the back of the head really hard with a shovel

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rowan's got a slight redesign !! ✨

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“eldritch horror beyond your comprehension” and it’s just a generic monster with tentacles and eyes

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Reblogging so I can come back to this later and google what it means when I’m not eepy

it has been extremely fucking weird and uncomfortable to watch certain corners of this website start replacing calling people transfem or transmasc with “tma” or “tme” in casual contexts. i do not think we should be treating identity as interchangeable with what bigotry you think someone would face, whether or not you agree with the tma/tme model being useful.

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Albany Ledger, Missouri, June 17, 1898

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house md is awesome

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The loving mother sandcastle pesters her infant pile of loose sand