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I was right. Lines manager officially became store director...of the store our new store director (not actually new but he hasn't been with us since 2005) came from. Today was his last day and I cried when I hugged him goodbye. So. Next week with someone new in charge will be interesting.

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Hot YouTube guy is an ex-history/government teacher. His stream tonight is going to be SO angry and I am ready for it.

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okay fr though Can we stop blaming southern/red states for the political downfall of the country??? “That’s what you get for voting for trump/Cruz/abbot” guess what? I FUCKING DIDNT.

Are we forgetting that four out of the five major cities in Texas (plus the greater Rio Grande Valley area) voted for Biden in the 2020 previous election? Are you forgetting that MILLIONS of POC and LGBT and marginalized people live, and exist in red states? That our votes get thrown out because of racist gerrymandering?

A lot of these places have trigger laws, and as of today the people you are blaming are having their rights stripped away so fr fr fuck you if you live in a blue state where roe v wade doesn’t affect you, and you’re putting the blame on people who are suffering the most rn

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Personally I think I'm shockingly normal for someone who has spent every day on the internet since they were 12

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@forabeatofadrum -- @catb0ycore -- @andersonswalsh -- @raimykeller -- @starsanchor -- @pinkhousesgcv

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MYTH: Americans set off fireworks on the 4th of July, in honor of our Independence Day

FACT: Americans set off fireworks from approximately June 20th—July 20th, for no reason other than this is the time of year that you can literally buy them at any grocery store

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“Aunt Stephanie, why don’t you have a house or kids at your age?” My 7-year-old niece shamed me hard. At least my brother told her to stop being rude.

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Friday: stay up until 1 because Hot Youtube Guy delayed his stream for three hours and it ended up getting deep. Have to be up at 5:30

Saturday: decide to go to bed early. Stay up until 11 like always. Have to be up at 3:30

Sunday: sleep from 2-7 and 11-3:30. Am shocked. (Okay I’m not, also because this is my main PMS symptom anymore that I end up sleeping all day and I’m just about to start).

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why does the airport i go to have the fucking willy wonka tunnel in it i’m going insane

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fuck small talk how old were you when it all went wrong

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Wednesday: tornado hits distribution center

Thursday: store director and one of the grocery managers get fired

This is an interesting two days back from vacation

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This is my store's warehouse, ten miles away from me. The grocery side, which all the diapers/baby food comes out of. So uh, how has your evening been?

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50 Meet Cutes

You had an assigned seat next to them at a wedding for a mutual friend.

You accidentally sprayed them with yogurt when you opened the lid the wrong way.

Studying at the same table in the library, you see they are pulling the same study resources as you.

They mistook your bowling ball for theirs in the shared ball return.

They caught you when you slipped on ice and nearly fell over.

Accidentally stepping on their heel in a crowded room.

You both do the side-to-side dance when you try to pass them in the grocery store aisle.

Humming a song and having them begin to hum with you without thinking.

Tripping while getting into your seat in the theater and spilling your popcorn on them.

You matched with them in an online chat roulette room.

Both of you wore the same ugly Christmas sweater to a party.

You kick a ball and your shoe flies off, hitting them in the back of the head.

Accidentally opening a door on their face.

They cover the small amount of change you are short on for a purchase.

You both go to the counter, having the same type of coffee called for pick-up.

Riding together up the ski lift.

They pull you out of the way from the busy bike path.

They see your ice cream drop to the ground and buy you a new one.

You see your favorite book on their desk during class and ask them about it afterwards.

You walk out of a dressing room asking if the outfit suits you, but it’s not your friend waiting outside the room like you thought.

Almost spilling a drink because you met their eyes and got distracted thinking how cute they are.

Getting paired up in a line dance.

Happening to sit next to each other on a park bench, reading the same book.

Being paired up at a beginners ballroom dancing class.

Sharing an umbrella at a bus stop as it snows.

They get your attention and return your phone that fell out of your pocket.

You help catch their dog when the leash slips from their hand.

They ask you to pretend to be their date at a bar to prevent an ex from talking to them.

You help pull a loose thread off the back of their shirt.

Meeting their gaze after throwing a coin in a wishing fountain.

Sitting next to each other at a very boring meeting and bonding over your shared lack of attention.

You wear matching masks at a masquerade party.

Holding the elevator for them and getting off on the same floor.

Bumping into each other while trying to pass through a doorway.

They jump into your car breathless and tell you to keep driving.

You throw a snowball at a friend but miss and hit them instead.

The two of you wear costumes from the same fandom at a costume party.

You help a lost child find their parent together.

Walking into the incorrect bathroom and meeting eyes with them before quickly realizing the mistake.

You help catch their hat as it flies away in the wind.

The person sitting next to you on the train is wearing clothes that match your lucky colors from your fortune that morning in the paper.

They knock on your apartment door instead of your neighbor’s.

You both reach for the last umbrella in the store on a rainy day.

You fix your hair in the reflection of a window to see them smiling at you through it.

You get scared by them in a corn maze and lash out and hit them, quickly followed by apologizes.

You reach for the same bouquet in a flower shop.

Texting the incorrect number but continuing the conversation.

Sitting next to each other at a sushi bar and sharing a roll.

You both reach for the final donut in the case at a bakery.

Getting paired up on an amusement park that requires even numbered riders.

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My brain, 10pm: I don't wanna write

My brain, 11pm: I don't wanna write

My brain, 12am: I don't wanna write

My brain, 1am: I don't wanna write

Me, 2am: well, I guess I should go to bed, then

My brain: WORDS WORDS WORDS ALL THE WORDS ALL THE IDEAS WRITE A WHOLE CHAPTER WRITE TWO CHAPTERS NEVER SLEEP AGAIN YAAAAAAAAY

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just occurred to me that there are adults who’ve never been to a funeral. an incredibly bizarre concept to me

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rb and put in the tags whether 85f/29.5c is hot