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Ideal way of engaging in a fandom is to have your small trusted cohort of mutuals and a huge backlog of fanart from blogs that haven’t been updated in 5+ years like you’re in the ruins of a once thriving and beautiful city.

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louois, regarde….. now that we have agreed to open once more our mariage i have downloaded several applications of dating upon my ipad du pomme. i am populaire avec the older divorcées….. “hot single milfs,” i believe, is the moderne parlance? many such ladies, it seems, are in my area and wish to converse. i hope you are not jaloux, mon ch—why do you shake your beautiful head so, my lewouis? louis why are you laughing. louie this is most cruel

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He might not actually know this is an option.

(final face is as always inspired by mlekonya's comic)

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ID: 1a. Knees up of Nadja, hair half up in cat ear buns with purple streaks, wearing a poofy purple off-the-shoulder dress with mutton sleeves and a darker purple leaf pattern, and Nandor, wearing a brown damask patterned belted tunic with gold fastenings and cuffs, on a mottled green background. Nadja is grinning smugly, right hand on her hip and the other pressing haughty fingertips to her breast to gesture to herself. She says, "Well, Laszlo is my best friend, too!" Nandor squints at her in confusion, brow furrowed and hands fiddling together at his waistline. He replies, "Huh? But... he is your husband..." 1b. Repeat. Nadja cocks her hip to the other side, left hand turning palm up to gesture in a kind of shrug. She frowns at Nandor, one brow raised, and replies, "Yeah? I wanted to hang out with him and fuck him forever, so I married him." Nandor continues to squint at her, brows raised and jaw slack. His speech bubble is just ellipses. 1c. Repeat. Nadja cringes, slightly concerned, and places her left hand on Nandor's shoulder, holding her right out flatly as if ready to calm a spooked horse. She says, "You are supposed to marry someone because you like them... You know that, right? ...Nandor?" Nandor is frozen, gaze moved to the middle distance, brow furrowing again as his face grays with realization

2a. Bust of Nadja on a white background, holding up a finger informatively as she says, "You can marry your best friend." 2b. Reverse shot of Nandor on a dramatic starburst background, mouth and eyes gone comically huge in shock, floating completely off his face, hair sticking out in surprised spikes. Apparently this is news to him./end ID

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It's all i want its all i want its alliwantitsalliwant

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ID: 1. Waist up of Guillermo and Nandor in bluescale hugging tightly on a glowing golden background, Nandor half stooped down to tuck his face in the crook of Guillermo's neck. Guillermo is gripping Nandor's cape tightly, face buried in the fur at his collar. 2. The same drawing, this time with Guillermo and Nandor colored in more realistic browns, silhouetted by golden light spilling out from behind them. /end ID

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The “oh I could definitely write this fanfic in under 5000 words and it really wouldn’t take me that long” voice in your head is actually the devil speaking

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birthday gift of horny blood drinking for @rosewaterraindrops ❤️❤️❤️

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For clarity, example:

Author: Hey, here's an update for [Fic 1]! Hope you like it =)

Commenter: When are you going to update [Fic 2]?

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Your body must be rested and fed if you wish to be a pervert.

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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (2022-) S02E05―Don't Be Afraid, Just Start the Tape

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let me introduce you to my favorite character he has anxiety and panic attacks and his dick is ten inches throbbing

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: What We Do in the Shadows (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Guillermo de la Cruz/Nandor the Relentless Characters: Guillermo de la Cruz, Nandor the Relentless (What We Do in the Shadows TV), Laszlo Cravensworth, Nadja of Antipaxos (What We Do in the Shadows TV), Colin Robinson Additional Tags: Free Use, Master/Familiar Relationship, Dom/sub, Dubious Consent, Exhibitionism, Humiliation, Objectification, Punishment, Spanking, Crying, Anal Sex, Orgasm Control, Riding, Inadequate Aftercare, Dom Nandor the Relentless (What We Do in the Shadows TV), Submissive Guillermo de la Cruz Series: Part 1 of Free Use Familiar Summary:

”Excellent”, Nandor murmurs, putting a hand on Guillermo’s warm shoulder. He steps in close behind him, tucking his nose into Guillermo’s hair and drawing in a deep breath that smells of shampoo, sweat, blood, his. ”I think I will be keeping you like this, at least until you earn your clothes back.”

^ posted my first contribution to mine and @rosewaterraindrops shared AU! It’s just pure unhinged horniness. We’re a bad influence on each other and it’s a lot of fun. 

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show me those teeth

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Babygirl. My sweetheart darling. Who cares about the murders

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Guillermo de la Cruz per episode | The Lamp

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i have exactly two moods when reading wwdits fics and they are:

nandermo, slow burn, 100k+ words, best friends to lovers, confessions, first kiss, idiots in love, fluff, domestic, everyone is happy

the nastiest one shot ever written that involves every single roommate simultaneously

that’s it

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I would just like to go on the record saying that I need Nandor and Guillermo to fuck so nasty and sinful that the local church burns down