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first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

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scythe

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I keep remembering a run of Hamlet I saw a few years ago, where the Ghost was costumed in full plate armour which was very noisy, and instead of muffling it, they had him crash across the stage, stomping so the whole set rattled, and he said all of his lines in a bellow, like he was furious with Hamlet.

And the thing that made it absolutely terrifying was that Hamlet was the only one who reacted. He was cowering, and covering his ears with both hands, and yelling to be heard over the noise.

And no one else seemed to know why he was doing that. The other actors didn't even raise their voices.

That's scary, something so loud and painful, and REAL, and the people around you don't even notice it, and think that you're the crazy one.

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this little freak keeps sneaking into my garden and rubbing himself all over my flowers??Hello?????

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Mustang was very brave to build his team with a chronically-single french man, a guy who was born for IT in a world without, a guy who's definitely from their equivalent of New York, two orphans that are homeless by choice, his not-wife that he has a suicide pact with, and Vato Falman

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one of the deans in beijing dance academy rehearses with students

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Matt Murdock vs Frank Castle

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How English has changed in the past 1000 years.

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just some of the the changes in design for the Penguin Symbol on old Penguin Paperbacks 

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*lying at a job interview voice* yeah i can sing all of the lyrics of American Pie by Don McLean. WITHOUT slipping into the weird al version. easy

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If you know you know

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Something something outie Mark getting innie Mark’s girlfriend’s name wrong just like Helena got his wife’s name wrong at the diner

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If you haven’t seen the meme, it’s three photos of me showing my flapjacks to the judges and then a quote, I don’t remember saying this but apparently it’s how I talk, says “Started making it, had a breakdown, bon appétit”

James Acaster on his Bake Off experience - Cold Lasagne Hate Myself 1999

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No reference images we die like burt

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DOCTOR WHO — The Zygon Inversion