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We Censored This Cat’s Penis To Prove A Point

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*logs in to tumblr*

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So this has been stuck in my head ever since I heard it three days ago.

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oh good to know the tumblr staff team has gone completely insane

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“I’ve survived a lot of things, and I’ll probably survive this.”

— J.D. Salinger (via naturaekos)

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Dominos with playing cards. (1Italianlurker)

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you know who had big dick energy in bohemian rhapsody ? miami beach.

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me, in september when the leaves started changing and the weather was a little cooler: seasonal depression WHOM??????? i am healthy and HAPPY and i LOVE fall! pumpkin spice lattes yas! what was i THINKING? i’m remembering it as worse than it was in years past!!

me, 8 days into november when its freezing and getting dark at 5pm: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh. oh oh oh OH. oh ya………

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Well, that is one way to pass the time during a rain delay

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buzzfeed articles talk about tumblr all the time as if the buzzfeed contributors are anthropologists observing us in our natural habitat

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“Just for the record, she still loves you. She wouldn’t bother to torture you if she didn’t.”

— Chuck Palahniuk (via quotemadness)

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This has got to be my favorite ending to any episode of all time. 

The ridiculousness of it all.

The narrator.

The voice crack.

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watch the whole thing, i’m begging you

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i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first