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on one hand, i don’t think Mary was a child when she gave birth, and I don’t like the insistence by non Christians that Mary’s pregnancy was statutory rape and forced impregnation, as it’s historically and theologically unsound and only used as a ‘gotcha!’ instead of a jumping board for real discussion. but also, I think that in this day and age, the narrative of an impoverished, unmarried teenager having an unplanned pregnancy that just so happens to be Divine represents the spirit of the gospels far better than a Mary bathed in white light dressed in gold with perfect curls as she cradles a white blond Jesus to her chest
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Every few steps she looks back to check on her little kitty cat 🐈🥺
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I mean yes I wanna go on T for the voice change and the body structure but at the same time I have my mother’s face and it’s nice to see her sometimes. You feel me
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an empty mini of fireball is a species of animal found in the US and its invasive habitat is on the ground
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someone commented on a post of mine accusing me of having an insecure attachment style and they had a funny username so i clicked on their blog and their most recent post is a nigh incomprehensible lesbian fanfic about turning in to a smart car and falling in love with a woman who turned in to an suv. i don't think i learned anything from this and i hope you didn't either.
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once i master my adhd and stop believing that i’m waiting for my life to begin and accept what i cannot change and finish cleaning my room and stick to a productive schedule and drink enough water and meditate and organize all the important papers in the paper pile and start being consistent and say the nice things to myself and gain confidence its OVER for you bitches
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i love what the internet has done to the english language
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People in the UK especially, please don't give your ID to Spotify
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Not what I usually post but look at that wawa go!
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Just bought a fallen empire off temu
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no offense but if your friend is trying out a new hobby be fucking nice to them
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It is still sooooooo fucking funny that tumblr, the "fuck that old man" website, the villain apologist website, AND the paranormal boyfriend website read Dracula and went "Count Dracula sucks, we hate this dude." Planetary alignment levels of unlikely.
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Beating people up in little rooms . . . he knew where that led. And if you did it for a good reason, you’d do it for a bad one. You couldn’t say ‘we’re the good guys’ and do bad-guy things.
-- Terry Pratchett - Thud!
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not to sound like a christian facebook mom but some of yall need to have grace in your hearts for the people in your lives or the people you pass once on the road and never see again like you literally need to stop assuming the worst of everyone and their intentions it is poisoning your brain. you can be careful and responsible without being a miserable person. it is possible i promise
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