when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body
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imagine dying on the ice and more than 100 years later someone sees your name on a ships roster and decides that you're a gay rat-faced cycle path in his little storybook about your boat
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just because someone can articulate their point better doesn’t make them right, it makes them articulated.
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Screeeeching at this meme a girl I went to high school w posted recently
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this wiki is excellent
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james bites his hands until he’s bruised and bleeding to try to keep from crying out while being hauled. bridgens is the first one with him when he finally does and, in the next hours, bandages his hands before holding them at the end.
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"'Ah, for just one time, I would take the Northwest Passage...."
Northwest Passage | Unleash the Archers
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Can we talk about James' amazing lines/scenes?
- Talking about Tuunbaq: "Mr. Teeth and Claws"
- Slandering that poor ship's boy: "Your nails are a terror"
- The whole hip hip horary scene
- After Doctor McDonald is explaining David Young's condition: "That's a vivid description"
- To the Terror Lieutenants: "You terrors"
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thinking heinous and villainous thoughts
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maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them
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