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the foxes: hey neil maybe you shouldn’t fulfill your death wish and actively piss off someone with ties to the mob

neil, whose birth pissed off someone with ties to the mob:

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Dan: hey Neil how old are you again?

Neil, trying to remember what age he’s supposed to be out of all the fake identities he’s taken and resorting to counting on his finger thoughtfully:

Dan: I just asked to old you are..?

Neil: yeah gimme a sec

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andrew: that doesn’t mean i wouldn’t blow you

kevin, also at the table:

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aaron, knows nothing about cars, trying to bond with andrew: so… your car! what….. um… what flavor… type… brand… is it?

andrew: it’s a maserati powered by a ferrari-designed 4.7-liter V-8 that’s 454 horsepower and 384 pound-feet of torque—

aaron, genuinely about to cry: what color is it.

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Hi friends!

I’m so sorry that it’s been so long since my last update, but I promise that I will finish Til the End Do Us Part. Now that I’m being required to work and do classes from home, I anticipate having far more writing time. Thank you all for being so patient and invested!

In the meantime, if any of you have seen The Witcher on Netflix, I accidentally wrote a thing? Feel free to check it out if you want, but again I hope to have another update of the Til the End soon! Things are stressful right now, so if anyone needs someone to talk to, my asks are always open ❤️

~

When Jaskier was four, he slipped his mother’s watch and went to the field to gather a bouquet of dandelions. He climbed back into the yard, as stealthy as a child really cared to be, and crept over to the barn. In the barn, lived a secret. (The man he thought his father said the secret was a monster, a plague. His mother said the secret was his sister.)

OR

Jaskier comes from a far humbler background, and would really like to know why Yennefer never came back for her youngest brother.

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sleepy fox gang

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Honestly when will anything be funnier than Neil Josten walking up to a random dude at the club, giving him $100 and just begging him to knock him the fuck out

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been rereading some AFTG………

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hey badacts! u ever considered pro andrew's first game: as the team walks out the camera has to pan down so you can actually see his goddamn head (somewhere in germany nicky is laughing so hard he cries)! that's all have a nice day!

have YOU considered: the camera does not pan down so you only see the very top of his hair on tv skjndkjadk

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ok because neil kept a whole stalker binder on kevin I’m living for the idea of neil knowing kevin trivia that kevin doesn’t know himself

kevin, ordering new Exy shoes online: shit what size am I

neil: men’s 12.5

kevin: what the fuck

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So... I know its been almost a year and I am a horrible, horrible person for making you all wait this long but in honor of the Good Omens tv show... The third chapter is up!

A reminder under the cut—since it’s been so long—of the universe we’re playing in:

Of the Same Stock: https://archiveofourown.org/works/11713977

They are in Spain for the Inquisition where they set fire to their nearly identical commendations, and in France for the Revolution where they both nearly lose their heads. They are in China, in Mexico, in England, in Egypt. They are in the trenches of WWI and the concentration camps of WWII, but the common thread of all of these is that they are together. Angel and demon, side by side, letting the humans write their own history. And if Andrew thinks sometimes of writing his own history down upon Abram's skin, of pressing lips and putting in the effort, of feeling with the one being he trusts...

Well, there's just nothing for it.

OR

Andrew and Neil are an angel and a demon respectively, and they still end up playing Exy.

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consider

the foxes playing get down mr. president and the absolute Chaos that follows:

ok so from exy its like drilled into them how to roll with a tackle so they all just DROP instinctively when they get tackled. like literally fucking ragdoll dynamics and it increases the chaotic factor by x100

main instigators: nicky, MATT (rowdy boy!) and dan 

andrew is a secret instigator. wont involve himself UNLESS he wants to piss someone (kevin) off. then he’ll silently raise his finger to his ear and catch matt’s eye

main victims: neil and kevin

neil: v easy to catch out at practise otherwise has a sixth sense for Tomfoolery

kevin: oblivious to literally everything and Mad About It. plus tackling kevin day is very euphoric good stress release for everyone involved

aaron is also easy because hes very clearly not paying attention but alas not a common victim bc once matt mistook andrew for aaron and it was. traumatic.

see also: nicky goes to tackle renee shouting ‘GET DOWN MR PRESI-’ and just gets fucking DECKED instead. she feels very bad !!!! andrew please stop laughing!!!!

neil leaps at allison and she just. sidesteps.

one time theyre all at the postgame brief and theyre all tired and half-listening to wymack whose like blah blah stats blah rankings until matt suddenly grins. and puts his finger to his ear. and one by one they all silently catch on until suddenly dan yells GET DOWN MR PRESIDENT and nine sweaty teenagers JUMP ON HIM and its DISGUSTING get OFF u ANIMALS and abby absolutely doesnt take a photograph that he keeps in his wallet shut the fuck up

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Coming out of my cage and I’ve been doing just fine gotta gotta be down because I get it. Being raised as a super star must be really really difficult for you. Always a commodity, never a human being, not a single person in your family thinking you’re worth a da-

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Whenever Andrew goes pro during those first two years him and Neil are apart, anytime he performs some kind of great feat of Exy athletisism he will look to the camera and give a wink with his bored expression.

Most of the fans/commentators think he is just being a petty asshole to the other team, but all the Foxes know that out there somewhere Neil is watching the game and literally dying.

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can we talk about nicky having friends outside of the foxes in his classes at PSU and just gossiping about his teammates whilst they look on in horror?? like ‘martin you’ll never believe what andrew did yesterday’ and he proceeds to tell his classmates a story about how andrew almost stabbed him for the third time in a day whilst they all wonder if they should be calling 911

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Chapter 2 is up! 

Thank you all so much. The response to the first chapter was incredible. So many people stuck by this story, and were so excited for a new part, and it means the world to me. From the bottom of my heart, thank you! <3

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nothing will ever be as iconic as neil, hungover and panic-ridden, thinking “desperation is a valuable lubricant” as he wiggles out the window of an unfamiliar house