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I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

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WE LOVE YOU PEDRO

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happy pride to deadbeat dad lesbian senators, her high school 90s nostalgia ex wife, the ex skeptic bisexual that just got really into a cult after a private therapy session with the hot cult leader, lesbians with visions telling them what to do that feel responsible for a large group of highly impressionable acolytes, people with whatever the fuck misty quigley’s got going on, suburban housewives with an all consuming darkness inside them who never got over their teenage homoerotic best friendship, biggest dyke in the canadian rockies snackie taylor, lisa, and bitches who got over their fear of cannibalism media to watch this piece of traumatised lesbian cannibalism media (me)

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fresno nightcrawlers but one is wearing JNCO jeans and the other is wearing tripp pants

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MARTHA MISDIRECT?!? misty id die for you

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Ya know I’m just gonna put it out there and say none of that would’ve gone that way if Misty was there and I think we all know that soooooo

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I will be experiencing the horrors (grief) until next week thanks

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Had anxiety this whole episode and then RADIOHEAD CAME ON AND I WAS CRYING BEFORE IT EVEN HAPPENED

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the sillies

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Variety and Disney trying to paint Rachel Zegler as the villain for standing against genocide is so evil, may this young woman have a prosperous and fulfilling career

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Shauna shipman has never recovered from any relationship with a woman in her whole gay ass tragic life send tweet

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Being a flop changed my life. The world is not my oyster, I am glowing. I walked into a pole this morning. There's very little I wouldn't do for $1,000

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melissa “you scared the fuckin shit out of me” hat really thought “oh i’ll just mail this to shauna” was the best thing to do with the tape. girl all you needed was a hammer and now shauna is on top of you trying to feed you a piece of your own arm that she ripped off with her teeth. but i bet you like that don’t you. freak

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Genuinely what was Melissa expecting when she sent that tape to that freak like even if she knew Melissa meant peace there was still a strong possibility she would beat the shit out of her for no reason and then make one up afterwards

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Update to this cause one of these Mf faked her death and it was a suicide with no body HELLO!!?!? I fear I would’ve been hooked as well this is a full blown murder mystery almost 30 years long it’s so crazy holy shit

The true crime junkies in yellowjackets obsessed w the survivors is crazy but also like they’re so right to be here???? I want them to actually be to be left alone by weirdos in some capacity but also like three of the survivors died within what I have to assume is weeks of each other 25 years later in INCREASINGLY INSANE AND MYSTERIOUS WAYS and then the others just??? happen to be around when that happens??? and one is being investigated for a MURDER THAT SHE DID COMMIT AND THE OTHERS HELPED HER COVER UP INCLUDING A SENATOR then!!!! the newly appointed senator!!!! gets impeached !!!!!and they find out one of the survivors had a cult that disbanded when they HUNTED AND MURDERED A WOMAN I cannot even defend these bitches this is so fucking funny come on!!!! also imagine if people knew Callie threw guts on a group of girls and filmed it that’s just… god I love this show

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Calling it now that melissa did in fact do all that crazy shit to blow up her own life and she knew sending that tape was going to make Shauna lose it like everything feels so set up to her being a little mastermind to me! idk it feels right like Shauna is said outwardly to be just insane this whole season which obvi she is but also like maybe she’s not about this perhaps??? Idk sumn about mel saying Shauna wants to blow up her boring life felt like she’s speaking from experience and wants the same and this was her way of doing it! Like she kept up on all the other girls when she didn’t have to! like they thought she was dead for sure! and that was very clearly shown and like having all that knowledge w Lottie’s cult and sending SHAUNA the most unhinged woman any of them knows probably, a tape she didn’t know existed when she didn’t need to! I feel she knew that would make Shauna spiral! and in those stalker moments like Callie finding the tape or the phone in the bathroom like it kept having flashes of blonde hair! That for sure was her being there! like come on she’s not living a normal boring life like Shauna and tai both said things the past few episodes like “we don’t get to be lucky” or “you don’t get to have that” like I think it’s true across the board for all the survivors and I can’t wait to see how that pans out

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Okay so we’re all talking about Shauna’s toxic bf energy but like mel was 100% trying to get a reaction from her w that “can’t wait to get away from you” line like I fear they’re both manipulative little freaks and I’m deeply intrigued