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So I wrote a Fanfiction again...

This time it is a Monster Prom fanfic though. It should be have a couple chapters. I posted the first chapter already on AO3 and I hope it’s okay. I haven’t written a okay fanfiction in a while and I usually don’t like it what I write fanfic wise anyways. It’s harder for me to write about someone else’s character(s) to be honest. Anyways, the story is called “Tattoos and Question” and the main pairing is Brian and Damien. So yeah... I hope it’s decent. 

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I just cannot stress enough how much i fUCKING LOVE MERMAIDS

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star wars has such a good sci-fi aesthetic. all the sci-fi these days looks so…… i-pad-esque, y’know? like Apple lived on into the year 3000 and produces everything. but star wars. star wars’ style looks like a microwave you’d find in your uncle’s garage. like the business calculator your mom used. like a SNES. DURABLE. no gloss.

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you think adam driver looks 38?

Adam Driver looks differant every damn time I look at him, I don’t know what I think

^ 17 and a half year old trying to look cool with his water in a wine glass with his older sister and her friends

^ A 38 year old lumberjack from Alaska who got on the news for winning the lottery

^ a 25 year old who regrets not finishing highschool as he resents his bus driver job

^ this middle aged man wrote a self help book about how to succeed in the corporate market

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Rogue: I want to jump off the mast and do like a smash bros Link down-A kinda down stab thing right onto him.

DM: I’m gonna give you a bonus damage roll because that’s sick.

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Oh Dear...

So I apparently can't talk to people right. I went to my local gaming store and these cute guys kept talking to me and all I did was get so quiet I wasn't even talking. I started to even lose myself and forget where I was. One of them scared me because I didn't know where I was for a second. I feel so bad because he looked worried. I was so nervous and then super embarrassed so I left instead of learning the game I went to go play. I've actually been having this problem lately. I keep disassociating and having panic attacks. I'm getting to the point I don't want to leave the house and I want to be alone so I can just not be someone for a while. At the same time I want to be able to be around people and go out. It's very confusing. The hiding away is easy for me. The enjoying company is hard because I get so nervous and embarrassed easily. I just wish I could calm down enough to meet new people and make a couple of friends. I really only have Ray around and that's when school and work permits him to have sometime to himself. I'm also not really cool or the easiest person to get along with. I really don't know what to do with myself. I really don't.

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So I forgot to post my Animarathon pictures. Anyways I was Shinsou which was fun. I felt pretty uncomfortable at first actually. I looked weird in my opinion. The whole time when it was just me and no one I went with was around I had been wishing I had done Pavel instead. I kept saying I would make a cute Pavel probably. And that I looked horrendous as Shinsou but the other cosplayers I met said I looked good. That's when my nerves calmed down and it became fun. I felt more comfortable after meeting everyone and playing uno with them. Thank you.

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Hi

I finally remembered tumblr exists... And I have a lot of plans and items to make and get done. One being a cosplay armor set for my mom. Also going to be making her a dragon she can pose and carry around with her. I also might be making her another cosplay. It depends if she decides who she'd like to cosplay for once instead of going back and forth on everything. I'm also planning on making a Sith Lord outfit in hopes to dress up as my SWTOR character. I'm also planning on doing Rich Goranski from Be More Chill. And if anyway possible I would love to be able to get my Pavel Morozov cosplay started and done. And then if I have time and energy start planning a Kurt Wagner cosplay. Also Props... I forgot about props. Oh man this is going to take years! Anyways, if anyone has any idea what kind of weapon a 4'10" woman in cosplay armor with a dragon should carry, let me know please.

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the human body is so fake like i’ll be reading the news and it’s like “25 year old woman free falls 1,500 feet into 25 feet of snow, found alive and uninjured” and while I’m absolutely reeling over that I don’t even have time to process it fully before I look at the next article “25 year old man falls into shallow end of pool, dies instantly.”

like our bodies literally have the durability predictability of an iphone

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After a night of carousing

DM to Paladin: You wake up in a confessional butt naked with a man knocking on the door asking if you’re alright

Paladin: Forgive me Father for I am Neked

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Never, ever, ever forget the pain and torture these people went through just for being ‘different’ in the eyes of a regime. Tell your children, grandchildren and even great-grandchildren all about these survivors. Let their stories live forever. We will always honour their bravery.

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One of my favorite things to see is random people trying to interact with unfamiliar outdoor cats. Just standing there with a hand out, making kissy noises, maybe meowing at the cat while it ignores them. Mankind at its best and least dignified

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Game: You need to be about level 20 to defeat this boss!

Me: oh geez I better go do some grinding

Me, two weeks later overleveled by 80, returning to the boss: I’m your god now

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A very subtle rogue

*party had to break into a bank to steal a safety deposit box*

Rogue: Hello, I would like to open up an account

Teller: okay, can i get your name and whether this will be a business account or a private account?

Rogue: Sure, my name is Robert Indie Banks

DM OOC after a beat of silence: Are you fucking using Rob Indie Banks as an alias for a character whose going to be robbing the bank?

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Slav pronouncing US states