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sorry but ovulation does make some of us inhumanly horny #dontunderminemyexperience….

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THE WEEK February 21, 2025

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A mole infiltrated the CIA and learned that the CIA is not particularly interested in digging in the dirt or eating earthworms.

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I feel like we talk about weird alien penises way too much and not enough about how weird the alien vagina would have to look like in order to accommodate the weird alien penis. Like come on if your alien has a double schlong and ridges with spikes and tentacles and emerges from an internal pouch then what would the weird alien pussy even look like in comparison to that? Does it have two holes? Is there some mirroring ridges inside the vaginal canal that interlocks with the penial ridges? Does it also have tentacles? Do elaborate on this please.

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lord give me strength I have to fit a cubic meter of clothes into a closet that has space for maybe two pairs of jeans and with a total of four hangers

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sabrina carpenter always dresses like a magician’s assistant

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Anyway if you see this you have to reblog and tag with a delight from ur day -- even the littlest thing counts

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Homer’s Iliad, trans. Prentiss Cummings

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I love my OCs they’re real people to me <3

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doctor he wants to talk about his ocs but has nothing concrete to say about them. and yes it's fatal.

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people who dont maintag: here is a full analysis of a scene where i write out what each character considered the situation to be, why their pasts made them react the way they did, and why the eventual misunderstanding was as avoidable as it was inevitable… #rambles #idk if this means anything so i wont spam tags ^^;

people who do maintag: i hate blorbo #blorbo #from my shows

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If you could instantly be granted fluency in 5 languages—not taking away your existing language proficiency in any way, solely a gain—what 5 would you choose?

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being an ugly bisexual who doesn't really date is so funny. hypothetically i should be fuckingggggg but none of that is happening

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being drunk is unpleasant and sobering up is the worst feeling in the world. most people know this.

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i feel totally normal about this and the scope of my desire is completely average

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real accessibilityheads know that

1. all the non english films have subtitles

2. many of the listed films do have subtitles

3. there are subtitle extensions like substital that offer subtitle tracks for free.

you can either download a subtitle track separately (archive.org offers these sometimes actually) and then sync it through subtital OR:

there are many offers for different languages, these are subtitles that WILL sync to this video because it only searches things that are the same runtime.

i know this because i used to watch tons of international films and tv without english subtitles available! and this is awesome. and super functional.

thanks for listening.

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