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imagine an episode of House but it takes months to learn what any intervention does and none of the doctors are ever in the same room and instead the patient has to set up appointments with each of them in sequence at 5 different hospitals to slowly relay a conversation between all of them and all of them are super busy and don't remember what happened last time

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do you guys wanna see the most perfectest png of my cat

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“What do you mean the tower is gone? Are you sure you’re in the right place? I actually used more colorful words than that,” Brett Elmore recounted to NBC News. “He said there’s wires all over the ground and the tower is gone.”

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the worst thing about house of leaves is how Stupid I look reading it in public lmao. yes I know I’m holding the book upside down and turning it in circles

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you're on vacation, light; second scene of @corviiids' telltale!

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inspired by @corviiids glorious fic call me by, which is a technically canon compliant Your Name AU. yes that canon compliance has Implications™. no i'm not okay about it.

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some of the biggest differences i'd imagine baby!Light as L to exhibit (meaning canon!Light would be able to tell who he's talking to) is that baby doesn't eat sweets at the rate L does, hasn't quite mastered the patented L Sit, and interacts with his coworkers in a slightly more respectful manner--he calls canon!Light -san, not -kun, but fixes that after a few swaps. idk man i just love baby light so much. so squishy. so full of hope and idealism. SO BABY

note: i think this situation would happen right after the first swap baby!Light makes while canon!Light has started working on the case. baby Light does not understand that this member of the task force is the Big Bad No No Man, hence the uncharacteristic friendliness, because Light Yagami is a very polite young man whose mother raised him right.

p.s. i am not a good writer and most likely baby!Light is too much of a freaky genius to mess up this badly BUT I NEEDED THE COMIC TO HAPPEN SOMEHOW

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to anyone making a public bathroom, consider sprucing it up with this addition

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he's all in

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How to tell if your cat(boyfriend) is smart

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The longer I exist as a loudly proudly gay man the more I think that cishet men aren't actually attracted to women.

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i think the worst thing ive ever done in my entire life was when i was 13 and on dA i replied with “zomg kira!!!! O.o” to someone informing me that their grandmother had a heart attack and died.