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I’m damaging you I’m damaging you I’m damaging you are you mad? do you hate me? are you mad? do you hate me? don’t look at the hoes I came in with look at me

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They took away our fucked up grapes?

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castle // halsey

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i understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside

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If there's one thing I will never understand it's Lord of the Rings fans wanting to be an elf in Middle Earth. I mean, sure they're graceful and pretty but they live too damn long and having to witness an eternity of stupidity from the species around them. Like, imagine being Elrond and basically witnessing a cringe compilation of the human race. Nope. No thanks.

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Bilbo: wait I get it now. The dragon is a metaphor for greed and power. We need to ‘defeat’ it by being humble when we get the treasure.

Thorin: Bilbo, for the last time, it’s a real dragon and it has my gold

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we make fun of thorin getting lost in the shire but you know the nazgul also had to keep asking for directions to find bag end so maybe hobbits’ city planning is just wack

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i know we like to forget what good music is, but we all need to take a little step back and acknowledge my chemical romance. mcr never actually.made a BAD SONG in their whole career. a lot of artist have made a lot of shit music, at least a few songs that you heard and had no desire to listen to ever again, but mcr? never made an unlistenable song and i really think we as a collective should all just get back into mcr

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What's your stance on the issues?

on every single one?

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you know what? sherlock was bad and so was supernatural but doctor who was good. every episode was just like “oh no the doctor has to stop the evil Octopus Man who put tiny octopi in everyone’s tea and biscuits that turns people into Octopus People and they’re gonna cover the big ben in ink” and we didn’t appreciate it enough for that 

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Remember, birdwatching goes both ways

that’s vaguely threatening. thank you

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tom nook airdropping new villagers to my island in animal crossing: new horizons

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tom clancy’s rainbow six alpha trimega omega ghost recon tactical ops sci-fi delta sigma ultra aaaaaaayyy macarena

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“we got a lot of well-deserved criticism” there was a lawsuit, todd