andy-porterr

[andy-porterr]

Yeah, pretty important. To me, anyway. 

Is it important?

[andy-porterr]

I don't know if I want to explain it to you if you don't know what it is? 

I don’t get it!

[andy-porterr]

Are you serious. 

Putting out what?!

[andy-porterr]

Um. 

He's not putting out. 

Oh come on now!

I’m a great secret-keeper!

[andy-porterr]

I dunno what it could be. 

It's sort of. Personal. 

Maybe there’s a reason for that?

What is it you want and why won’t he give it to you?

[andy-porterr]

All right? 

Right now my boyfriend isn't giving me what I want. That's it. 

But who cares about earlier?!

We’re not living in earlier, we’re living in now!

[andy-porterr]

You should of known me earlier. I would of probably tried to get you in bed. Being honest. 

Aw! Since when are you not a good guy?!

[andy-porterr]

You're nice to think that, babe. But I'm not too much of a good guy. 

Uh-oh, love problems!

You’re precious and sweet though, so I’m sure it’s nothing to worry about!

[andy-porterr]

I'm doing nothing, basically. And my significant other keeps deciding to disappear, so. Life sucks. 

The usual! Knitting and sewing and dying!

I’m so boring haha I’m sure my craftsy things are no better than what you’re doing!

[andy-porterr]

Yeah, nothing tonight for some reason. 

What're you up to, babe? 

No work?

You can come help me!

[andy-porterr]

Bored. Bored. Fucking. Bored. 

[andy-porterr]

Hey, I know I look good. It's a fact. 

Yeah, sure.

[andy-porterr]

I prefer confident. 

You’re so full of yourself.

[andy-porterr]

How are you holding back on a piece of this? 

I'm ready and willing. 

Andrew.

[andy-porterr]

Alden. 

Really. 

…

I have no idea what you’re talking about. Leave your message after the beep.

[andy-porterr]

Well that was fun last night. 

Hey, Andy

[andy-porterr]

I see you.