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DAY 1 OF TRYING TO FILL THE DUTCH BROS SHAPED VOID IN MY HEART

- 4 ice cubes

- redbull, regular

- 1 outshine strawberry bar (the wide ones)

tried it in the blend jet but the fucker refused to believe it was shut all the way with all the ingredients inside (FLASHING red light so ik the blade wasn’t stuck) so I poured everything into the hand blender cup and that worked

served in a clear plastic Starbucks cup. did not fill all the way but that’s fine. tasted good but kind of watered down. low key frozen strawberries and syrup might be the move over the bar since the bar is kinda like already at max flavor

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WILD synopsis btw (and the word after Urban… was Satire)

close enough

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Elle Fanning wearing an Alexander McQueen dress.  Photographed by Annie Leibovitz for Vogue, June 2017

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My coworker asked me a question about Queer culture the other day and it was a really good question but I couldn’t think of a polite way to tell them that they didn’t have the foundational knowledge required to support full comprehension of the answer

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take your kids to work day!!

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pour one out for the guy who just spilled his drink

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You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

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lets synchronize with mama

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why don’t they make a baby pope.

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mayfly problematic age gap of 2 hours

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dead

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No one panic but there was a ball of light in the sky today and it turned the Seattle sky BLUE. I think it's gone now but just be wary in case the sky ball comes to your door and tries to chat about the weather.

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The psychiatrist who wrote the criteria for narcissism just made an extremely important point about what’s wrong with diagnosing Trump with mental disorders

Dr. Allen Frances says in speculating about Trump’s mental health, we are doing a disservice to those who do suffer from mental illness. In a series of tweets, he explained why he doesn’t think Trump is a narcissist — and how harmful it can be for us to keep assuming that he is.

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when the mouse bites start kicking in

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Man and his dog in a Photo Booth at Grand Central Station, 1943

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man im high af thought house was talkin to a mini wilson