anecjotes
anecjotes
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anecjotes · 12 hours ago
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ferdinand hodler, the dream of the shepherd
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anecjotes · 2 days ago
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anecjotes · 2 days ago
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Eurasian Hoopoe (Upupa epops), family Upupidae, order Bucerotiformes, India
photograph by Shrirang Mukta Kulkarni
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anecjotes · 2 days ago
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(cant remember the expression "bit off more than i could chew") guess i really sucked off more than i could swallow huh
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🐟🐟🌕🐟🐟🐟🐟 // swallowtail shiners // gouache on hot press paper
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anecjotes · 3 days ago
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'flowering marigolds,' gum tempera and gold on paper, hunhar ii, indian c. 1765.
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anecjotes · 4 days ago
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Rainbow Trout 🌈
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anecjotes · 5 days ago
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It wimdy
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anecjotes · 5 days ago
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“I’ve been thinking about what you said,” Gale says out loud, “about how you don’t spend much time in the company of wizards. I don’t either, anymore. I’d forgotten what a comfort it is.” “A comfort?” he replies. “It’s—lovely, actually. Like when you cast mage hand when we were having breakfast, instead of asking, or saying please.” Rolan snorts. “Rude, more like,” is what he comes up with.
(Rolan and Gale push towards each other, and pull away, in equal measure.)
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anecjotes · 5 days ago
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do you mind? he’s busy
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anecjotes · 5 days ago
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mean and violence bros
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anecjotes · 5 days ago
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Underground is a weird place
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anecjotes · 6 days ago
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mama and her little guy
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anecjotes · 6 days ago
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“It is extraordinary that nobody nowadays under the stress of great troubles is turned into stone or a bird or a tree or some inanimate object; they used to undergo such metamorphoses in ancient times (or so they say), though whether that is myth or a true story I know not. Maybe it would be better to change one’s nature into something that lacks all feeling, rather than be so sensitive to evil. Had that been possible, these calamities would in all probability have turned me to stone.”
— The Alexiad, written by Anna Komnene, the daughter of the Byzantine Emperor Alexios I Komnenos, c. 1148.
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anecjotes · 6 days ago
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two characters: flirty banter, clearly getting off on the power dynamics between them
people who are scared of going to hell for masturbating: he loves him like a son
me, hauving covid: can he call him that while they fuck
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anecjotes · 6 days ago
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Mom says stfu or we’re not going to Dairy Queen
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anecjotes · 7 days ago
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move or otherwise change (part 2 of 3, Gale/Rolan, explicit)
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“I’ve been thinking about what you said,” Gale says out loud, “about how you don’t spend much time in the company of wizards. I don’t either, anymore. I’d forgotten what a comfort it is.” “A comfort?” he replies. “It’s—lovely, actually. Like when you cast mage hand when we were having breakfast, instead of asking, or saying please.” Rolan snorts. “Rude, more like,” is what he comes up with.
(Rolan and Gale push towards each other, and pull away, in equal measure.)
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