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Fingers are like the split ends of your arms

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The books on my shelf whisper to me from time to time... nothing malevolent...they just invite me to their homes for tea.

The hardest part of growing up has been learning to ignore them.

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why writing takes forever

writer: *stops mid-sentence* damn what's the word I want?

writer: *spends 25 minutes on google trying to figure out the right vocab word*

writer: *gets a paragraph done*

writer: *starts another sentence, stops* what is that really specific fact I need?

writer: *spends an hour trying to figure out this obscure thing that probably doesn't actually matter*

writer: Wait what's that thing called again?

writer: *has no idea how to search for what I need*

writer: *ends up digging through blogs and other archived websites for details*

writer: *needs to reference source material for fact checking*

writer: *has to eat and sleep at some point*

writer: should it be "she regards him with disdain" or "she glares at him with disdain" ??? (hint: it doesnt matter but gunna go back and forth over it for an hour)

writer: *gets distracted by the internet in general*

writer: HOW IS THIS ONLY 800 WORDS???????

writer: fuck proofreading

writer: okay fine i'll proofread.

writer: holy shit this is awful.

writer: *reworks entire sections*

writer: *doesn't think I'm good enough as a writer and stops for a few days*

writer: repeat process as needed.

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Update: he literally just found out after i posted this and now he keeps yelling that their marriage is a sham and wont go mow the lawn since it's just another part of their fake life...i didn't know it was possible to go on strike for 'marriage problems'

My mom watched way ahead of my dad in Shameless, but everyone in the house knows except him and now we’re all living a huge lie but it’s ok becuz what he doesnt know can’t hurt him

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My mom watched way ahead of my dad in Shameless, but everyone in the house knows except him and now we're all living a huge lie but it's ok becuz what he doesnt know can't hurt him

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Ol’ Northy can’t sleep

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The porn bots are taking over

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Because I’ve sure as hell done mine.

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Church: Why, what do they call us? Gary: Shisno.

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When you little, but you still gon fight

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You think maybe Wash trying to tell the Reds how much he liked them and how proud of them he was was because he never got to tell the Freelancers and wanted to make sure he didn’t make the same mistake again?

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the best deleted scene ever. of all time

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these were all Real Good plant creature prompts so i guess heres just a handful of em, no takebacks, theyre yours now

also they all definitely exist in the same realm as this one and hang out on weekends. plant animals only eat soil and sun its fine, its fine

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So I tried to imagine the Reds and Blues commenting on Unicorn Dude’s ridiculous armor and, well…

Donut: “So is this some sort of roleplaying thing?”

Tucker: “Hah, he just lacks the reins and saddle.”

Donut: “Of course we’re not judging. Everyone has a different taste in the bedroom.”

Grif: “Simmons likes beige walls.”

Simmons: “GRIF!”

Grif: “What?! That was your stupid answer when I asked for your preferences!”

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That feel when you're walking around in high heels and step onto a tile floor and suddenly your footsteps echo around you, announcing your approach and you feel tall and sexy and powerful and it suddenly makes sense why these shoes were originally made for kings