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do you want a show where a couple romantically cut open a cadaver together to investigate the rot inside? then the artful dodger is for you

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shadowandbone: i passed out after “hugs or handshakes” how did it end?

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Hopefully this tip can help anyone

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one round/action in D&D is 6 seconds so anything you could accomplish during a vine you could do during your turn

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Twitter and tiktok are like a coral reef

It’s loud and bright and productive and glamorous. It’s fast-paced and things cycle through the environment in hours. Everyone is trying to fight for their position in the food chain and stay Relevant. There are lots of pretty things to look at. If something gets Popular it has an impact on everything around it, for a brief time until the next big thing arrives. To an outside observer it’s chaos but to those involved it has order, reason, a Purpose.

Tumblr is like a deep-sea ecosystem.

Things are slow and weird. Memes bounce around for years and even decades. People exist in their little isolated hydrothermal vent communities of mutuals. Sometimes something big happens (suez canal, November 5th, Queen Lizzie kickin’ it) and we all gather around like a whale fall but for the most part we’re just snootling around in the sand doing whatever the fuck. Occasionally someone comes down and shines their flashlight around and immediately leaves and tells their friends about what freaky shit we have going on in the depths. We don’t care. We’re very busy talking about Our Friend Jonathan from a book published in the 1800s like worms slowly digesting the bones of a long-dead organism.

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Wizard Council 2023 banned spell list:

Wall of Beasts

Granite Counterspell

Summon Hive of Cigarettes

Torrent of Meth

Summon Hole Elemental

Mage Fetus

Conjure Glock Gnomes

Conjure Fear Weed

Francophonize

Reverse Abortion

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I’m finally watching rings of power and if Arondir and Bronwyn don’t get their happy ending I am going to RIOT

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funny text posts arent my

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If you are a white kid with a positive relationship (as in they are not abusing you and generally like you as a kid and want you to like them) with a casually racist family member have you considered guilt tripping them? It's been a highly effective tactic with my grampa. When he used to pop off with shit I wouldn't give him a dissertation like my mom and uncle did bcus he'd just dig in his heels and argue. Instead, I found a well placed "wow :( no it's fine I just like idk. I didn't know you were like that :(((( " worked WONDERS. If you want to deradicalize people, don't focus on writing essays for random trolls online. Just make your racist family feel bad for being racist. You might even be able to sneak some idk facts and logic into them after you've been doing that consistently while hanging out.

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dude the abyss is totally gazing back at you. she obviously wants you. go over there and talk to her! get her number

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Its on Tumblr so it's different