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EVERYTHING. IS SEX. EXCEPT SEX. WHICH IS POWER. YOU KNOW POWER. IS JUST SEX. NOW ASK YOURSELF WHOS SCREWING YOU!

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Radio hosts are killed at the end of every day and replaced by exact clones the next day, that's why they are so fascinated and entertained by basic things

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new skittles packaging just dropped

taste the fucking rainbow you fruits

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they should add a fishing minigame to tumblr

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no matter the struggles there is always ao3 in bed

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“we need to see castiel again.” this statement we can’t possibly refute. “misha collins should be employed.” no i don’t think that’s true.

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saw a gif of that scene on my dash and had to redraw it.

(pss, if you want, you can support me on ko-fi! https://ko-fi.com/choccymilch)

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spn: *ends*

misha:

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some of the brightest minds of our generation post on tumblr during work hours

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me telling people about my favourite shows: it's so terrible guys. truly one of the worst things ever. it changed my life and I love it more than I love my family. everyone is so evil and awful and horrible. this is my dearest beloved scrunkly he's the worst of all of them. he's so mentally ill and gay (trust). please don't watch it.

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.That Judge Judy Pussy grip insane. You be calling her Judith on the second stroke.

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actually you probably would last an hour in the asylum where they raised me because the hall behind the church is well heated and veggietales is at least vaguely entertaining

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I have an evil vendetta against iphone portrait mode. shitty fake generated blur that can’t even handle hair, yknow, the extremely common feature of a person’s head. Just take a normal selfie. you will survive. a human being can fake blur an image infinitely better than their shitty ai anyway. why do we do these things to ourselves. the iphone camera is so good and then you add Shit Mode to it???? die

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you're too logged on man your consumption of internet porn has severed your psychospiritual connection with the beauty of the natural land. i spent 10 months in sensory deprivation exclusively cranking it to the gentle soundscape of a babbling brook and now when i hear the tap on a soda machine go off i bust so hard the gas station clerk has to call the police

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bitches call my dick game weak bc my thrusts are uncoordinated and sloppy and i keep losing my erection thinking about the ramifications of the maze

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Under no circumstances do you have to hand it to jensen ackles