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next dynamic were sexualizing is that of a bull and a toreador

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Okay but seriously… China gagged the whole world with this everybody else just pack it up it’s over

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*Italian guy throwing a blogger into a trash compactor while smoking a cigar*

there’s ya friggin’ man crush monday ya fucking computer idiot 

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They should Tell everyone on both love island and survivor that a nuke blew up the Us and that they have to work together to start a new society . And then see which one becomes more warlike / Powerful

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Homer = earth

Marge = water

Lisa = air

Bart = fire

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Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky

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macuser magazine, june 1986.

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girl: it’s cold…

me wearing the scorpion jacket from Drive: yeah it is, that’s why I wore a jacket

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admit it. you’re mad at me for secreting a black sludge that turned all the animals into bigger scarier animals

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Pukicho why do I get breast implant ads under all of your posts, but nobody else's. Like youre the only person I get these ads under and they're under all of your posts. Are you sponsored by a plastic surgeon or something?

I pay breast implant companies to put their ads on my blog. Go on homie, treat yourself. I get commission.

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[plants a sword in the ground in front of you after destroying your village] i like the look of hate in your eyes. take this and grow into a fine quarry for my hunt

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If you try to say anything to me today that's not about my flying fish pepper shaker from the antique store, I will beat the shit out of you. I'm so serious.

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*contracts sudden infant death syndrome at age 25*

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dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr

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Sniffing the spiked bracelets someone gave me to tell if they're real leather with a coating or just plastic all the way through like a truffle hog for faggotry