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Jokes to use to annoy D.O fans...

I have nothing against D.O (Do Kyungsoo), but my friends and I suddenly came up with these while teasing our D.O loving friend... *Note: All DO should be pronounced as Do (DOH). Q: If D.O wasn't an EXO member, what would he be? A: A DOcter! Q: What would D.O have as a pet? A: A DOg! Q: What did D.O bump into earlier? A: A DOor! Q: What does D.O call his papers? A: DOcuments! Q: What will DOcter D.O give you? A: A DOse! Q: What is D.O's motto? A: Just DO it! Q: Who are D.O's favorite cartoon characters? A: DOra and DOraemon! Q: If D.O. gets himself a dog, what breed will he get? A: A DOberman! Q: What was D.O.'s profession before he became part of EXO? A: A DOrag queen! Q: Why do D.O. fans like to study DNA? A: To know more about DeOxyribose! Q: If D.O.'s wife gets pregnant, what does he get? A: A DOughter! Q: What is D.O.'s operating system? A: WinDOws Q: What is D.O's favorite type of show? A: K-DOrama ...That's all. Enjoy.

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If you are going to ask or even wonder why my posts aren't much... One word: Exams

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AJXQLYWORPCYBSZMCFFSLDLEPQTAPCMZBCGKQ-OH GAWD MY FEELS.

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Again, it's yet another EXO member's birthday. And this time, it's the crispy potato dancing healing unicorn Lay. Yes, Lay, you are not my bias. But you have an amazing voice, a cute dimple, and badass dancing skills. Although many people say it's awkward or weird to watch you dance with your hip works, I still find the way you dance every movement so passionately amazing. It often makes me go into trance and see how a single movement sync with the music and tell a story. It may sound weird but I'm just a sucker for hard working people. : P To be honest, when I first heard your name, the first thing that came to mind was Lays Potato Chips. Then when I heard your power was of a Healing Unicorn's, I thought of it as a joke. But then I realized how your cute little smile could lighten up anyone's day as if you healed it. You truly are amazing Lay. So again, Happy Birthday. And don't forget to enjoy the mayo. ; )

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Watching M Countdown on M Channel...

*random group performs Me: Ommo! Why do these guys look so girly?! *starts singing Me: Ommo! They're women?! Then why do they look so manly?! ... Logic.

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The Seven + Nico 

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Watching 'Superstar K5' on M Channel. Amazing voices everywhere. Park Shi-hwan, FIGHTING!!!

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Apparently, if Tao enjoys kicking and slicing flowers, then I shall do so, too.

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Banana Song Eating a Banana Banana...

When you think about something normal and a dirty thought creeps into your brain

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You know why it sucks when you have to sit right in front of the Teacher's Table? ... Because every break time Students gather around it ... You know what that means for you? ... DAT ASS.

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AsianFanFics!

An OC x Xiumin fic coming soon by 35froZenpAnda95 @ asianfanfics.com/ ! ( ^_^)/ LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

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I swear D.O. I didn't do shet. *raises hands in the air

Kyungsoo noticing you

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Channel M

Level of Performance: ASIAN (extreme)

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Totally not awkward.

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The first photo shows a competition of making the tallest and strongest tower out of clay and toothpicks for school. The second shows the prize. Joy.

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Black: I would date you. Green: I think you’re cute. Blue: You are my tumblr crush. Grey: I wish we still talked Purple:  I really love your blog. Teal: We have a lot in common. Yellow: FUCK ME, LET’S FUCK. Orange: I don’t like your blog. Brown: I don’t like you. Pink: I think you are unattractive. Red: I hate you with a burning passion. White: Marry me.

Kyukyukyu... This stuff's interesting...

Do it.

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Sigh...I wish I had a car like this... No, scratch that, make it "I wish I'm old enough to drive", then "I wish I know how to drive", and finally "I wished I had a car like this". : 3