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Hey quick question why is Stephen King’s IT listed as nonfiction on amazon?

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So we all know that in Spiderman: into the spider verse, they all come from universes which are like, different . What if they had different political leaders as well.

Peter B parker's universe is more like ours so he'd have Trump as a president and can you just imagine the conversation.....

Peter B finds out that they have different political leaders.

Miles: of course Michelle Obama is the president. She's awesome! Who do you have?

Peter B: *almost starts crying *

Spiderham: our president's a horse in a hospital!

Everyone else: what?

Spiderham: our president's a horse and he lives...in a hospital.

---this is dumb lmao----

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self care is actually getting in fights with randoms in dark alleys

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when bae says “hey i saw this and thought of you”

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do u ever get like water hungry…

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Semi-dirty clean comic John Mulaney

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you know what truly disgusts me… being able to feel my own heartbeat. it’s bad. don’t need to actively know what’s going on in there. don’t need to feel that. it’s not any of my business

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Egg Recipe

Difficulty: egg

Time: egg

Ingredients:

egg

eight whole egg

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Step one: put eight egg on plate

Step two: look at all those egg

Step three: congratuleggtion

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IM JUST TRYING TO SPELL POMEGRANATES 

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Just finished crying

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a charming photo of young john mulaney, seemingly celebrating the kennedy assasination 

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