Angel. 22. Married. Mommy. Pansexual. Whovian. Pothead. Tattoo Lover. P.S. I also run fuckyeahbowls
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I got the most beautiful tattoo in the whole world from the talented and funny Emily Walker at Born this Way Body Arts in Knoxville and I’m losing my mind over its beauty.
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Nothing like a cat fight in Fort Asshole
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Internal discussion I had last night
Me: you know what's weird? There's a today, and a tomorrow, but there's not a night version of the "to" words. There should be.
Me: ...you mean like "tonight"? I believe the word you're looking for is tonight.
Me: fuck...that's right.
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Heimdall: The Nosiest Jerk in Asgard
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I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

























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"you’re up early!"
jokes on you i didn’t sleep at all and am in between energized and dying
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The Fucking Menstrual Cycle and Tumblr
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Conversation with my very religious mother
Me: did you know that it is a sin to where that shirt and you could go to hell?
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Me: I mean it has mixed fabrics.
Me: According to the bible, that's a sin.
Mom: show me where it says that
Me: levictus 19:19
"'Keep my decrees.
“‘Do not mate different kinds of animals.
“‘Do not plant your field with two kinds of seed.
“‘Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material.
Mom:
Mom:
Mom: well just because it says that doesn't mean you can say its a sin and we'll go to hell
Me: so why are people doing that with homosexuality
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