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I found this ceiling decoration at Berlin Airport. Are we still working on #colour theory?

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The day finally arrives. I stand before the doors. Am I ready? For years, I've had the dream of becoming one of Tumblr's cursed eldritch lords. Pukicho. Gaud. Ginger Ale. Fish. Icons to my small mind. I step inside. The theater is packed. Everyone screaming. We all know that one comic about pukicho and how much money furry artists make. I decide it is my turn. Will I be remembered? Will I be good enough to stand out? I stand upon the closest stool I can find. And I speak

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And One Time He Didn’t. NC-17. Vlad/Don, Fluff and Angst, Political Intrigue, Fisting

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These are some of the things Facebook thinks I’m interested in

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Well, God wants our help, we’ll help him. If he doesn’t, we’re gonna kick his ass. Preacher (2016-2019)

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My greased up head went into the pumpkin no problem, but I can’t get it out.

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🎃 halloween celebration 🎃   ⇸ malcolm in the middle                                “ men, we are going to have h a l l o w e e n this weekend. ”

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!🎃🦇🧡🕷️

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“No weapon forged by mortal hands can slay me!” hits you with a rock

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why are star wars planets more boring than earth and our solar system like sure we’ve seen desert, snow, diff types of forest, beach, lava, rain, but like… 

rainbow mountains (peru)

red soil (canada/PEI)

rings (saturn’s if they were on earth) 

bioluminescent waves

northern lights (canada)

salt flats (bolivia, where they filmed crait but did NOTHING COOL WITH IT except red dust?? like??? come ON)

and cool fauna like the touch me not or like, you know, the venus flytrap.. and don’t get me started on BUGS like… we have bugs cooler than sw aliens

BASICALLY like???? come on star wars you had one (1) job where are the cool alien species

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jane fonda got arrested the third week in a row at climate change protests. this time with ted danson

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what is it about fungi that’s so mythical and freaky and set in humanities heads as “fable and Other Folk” fodder

the lore

the vibes

the spooky feeling in the Ghosts and Aliens Section of my brain that goes off

like, look at this and tell me that magic isn’t real and doesn’t want to strip us bare and use our souls as bartering chips in cosmic games of poker

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What food group is honey what the fuck is this stuff

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I don’t watch the Bachelor but I’m really glad i know people who do so that I can be informed that on tonight’s episode the current bachelor took off all his recording equipment jumped over a fence and ran away into the forest

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someone: hey what’s that thing you like???

me:

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2012 fanon avengers when the assemble alarm goes off during their bi-weekly team dinner