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angie is moving to @bonesnomarrow!!!

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i know it’s been like forever but i miss angie and i’ll most likely be doing an overhaul of this blog and perhaps even adding her to a new multi - muse!!! who’s to say.

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hello everyone! here’s an activity update + temp blogroll. my health has been very very iffy lately so muse and motivation has been equally iffy. luv u guys. ur always free to add me on disk chord at DEETDOTORG#1887 <3

@wornvans ; hiatus.

@angelpunkd ; hiatus.

@cryptozooliver ; hiatus ( sort of moved. )

@shesould ; medium actitvity, high muse.

@tooksoul ; permanent low activity.

@soughtjustice ; medium activity, high muse. 

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I’M A CONCRETE GIRL IN A CAVITY WORLD !

independent demon muse exploring what happens when you accidentally sell your soul to the devil. penned by dee. 18+

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missing angie once again

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✰  —  —  *  PARKS & RECREATION SENTENCE STARTERS

‘  i tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and i broke everything.  ’ ‘  i typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems.  ’ ‘  there’s only one thing i hate more than lying: skim milk, which is water that’s lying about being milk.  ’ ‘  don’t be such a baby. i cooked you some bacon for a trail snack.  ’ ‘  i really only listen to german death reggae and halloween sound effects records from the 1950s.  ’ ‘  whenever she asks me for the latin names of any of our plants, i just give her the names of rappers.  ’ ‘  i once forgot to brush my teeth for five weeks.  ’ ‘  i didn’t actually sell my last car, i just forgot where i parked it.  ’ ‘  i don’t know who al gore is and at this point i’m too afraid to ask.  ’ ‘  when they say 2% milk, i don’t know what they other 98% is.  ’ ‘  i’ve only slept nine hours over the past four days so i’m right on the verge of a nervous breakdown.  ’ ‘  upon my death, all of my belongings shall transfer to the man or animal who has killed me.  ’ ‘  since i am not a rabbit, no, i do not want a salad.  ’ ‘  you’re like an angel with no wings.  ’ ‘  oh my god you have to stop using the word ‘nipple.’  ’ ‘  you’re right, i know. i have to be a grown up… but it’s so hard!  ’ ‘  i was reading an encyclopedia and i tripped or ‘fell over’ and hit my head. or ‘brain helmet.’  ’ ‘  oh my god, your boobs are dead.  ’ ‘  i have a medical condition, alright! it’s called caring too much and it’s incurable!  ’ ‘  he put all my records into this rectangle! the songs just play one right after the other! this is an excellent rectangle!  ’ ‘  if i keep my body moving and my mind occupied at all times, i will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.  ’ ‘  guys love it when you can show them you’re better than they are at something they love.  ’ ‘  jogging is the worst. i mean, i know it keeps you healthy, but god, at what cost?  ’ ‘  i have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life.  ’ ‘  i know this and i love you.  ’ ‘  that’s too much responsibility. i gotta find a way out of this.  ’ ‘  you are a wonderful person. your friendship means a lot to me and you look very beautiful.  ’ ‘  i was kind of getting sick of listening to them talk about their relationship, but then i remembered that alcohol existed.  ’ ‘  i got stung once and i’m immune. go ahead and sting me, bees! it does nothing!  ’ ‘  i’m not afraid of cops! i have no reason to be. i never break any laws, ever… because i’m deathly afraid of cops.  ’ ‘  i’m fine. it’s just that life is pointless and nothing matters and i’m always tired.  ’ ‘  there will be alcohol there, so i will go as well.  ’ ‘  i can’t go because i don’t want to.  ’ ‘  i’m just gonna stay angry, i find that relaxes me!  ’ ‘  i don’t want to seem overdramatic, but i don’t really care what happens here.  ’ ‘  i’m just gonna leave early and go home.  ’ ‘  if any of you need anything at all, too bad.  ’ ‘  you have never been neutral on anything in your life. you have an opinion on pockets.  ’ ‘  dance up on me!  ’ ‘  i have an idea, it’s very uncool. it’s not illegal, technically. but it is a dick move.  ’ ‘  one time my refrigerator stopped working. i didn’t know what to do. i just moved.  ’ ‘  you’re stupid and you’re drunk and you’re stupid.  ’ ‘  you don’t even know one thing. i didn’t even say one thing and then she asked me the whole thing and i didn’t even do it once.  ’ ‘  i’m like an elephant, okay? if i walk into a room, it’s like, ‘oh he’s in there.’  ’ ‘  bababooey.  ’ ‘  mac and cheese pizza?! you’re making that?!  ’ ‘  i was dying earlier today. and then i died. now i’m dead.  ’ ‘  the only thing i will be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!  ’ ‘  i don’t want to be overdramatic, but today felt like 100 years in hell and the absolute worst day of my life.  ’ ‘  i have been kind of tense lately. just thinking about the new star wars sequel.  ’ ‘  it does look sad. kind of. sorry for stepping on you, floor.  ’ ‘  if you rearrange the letters of peru, you can spell europe.  ’ ‘  you’re as guilty as you are sexy.  ’ ‘  this maze is like a maze.  ’ ‘  sometimes when i blow my nose, i get a boner. i don’t know why. it just happens.  ’ ‘  so i feel like you were mad at me yesterday and i don’t know why so i made a list of everything i did and i’m gonna try not to do any of them again.  ’ ‘  no, i’m not crying, okay? i’m allergic to jerks!  ’ ‘  i don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are… actually, it’s going to bug me if i don’t.  ’ ‘  with all due respect, you’re a major dick.  ’ ‘  the calzones… betrayed me?  ’ ‘  who hasn’t had gay thoughts?  ’ ‘  do you think a depressed person could make this? no!  ’ ‘  i like your energy. what do you say you and i ride go-karts later?  ’ ‘  three words: treat. yo. self.  ’ ‘  treat yo self. it’s the best day of the year!  ’ ‘  i’ll tell you what. here’s the deal. if you get fired, i’ll quit, and we’ll leave together. i’m serious! move to a new city, change our names… burn our fingertips off with acid… swap faces… if we have to.  ’ ‘  monsters don’t have souls? uh, have you seen monsters inc?  ’ ‘  i make my money the old fashioned way: i got run over by a lexus.  ’ ‘  i took this thing called ‘zapvigil’ which apparently is what israeli fighter pilots use to stay awake so… right now it looks like i’m talking to a giant crab. stay away from me crab!  ’ ‘  well, you suck at being polite, sir.  ’ ‘  at one point, for no reason, i just took off my shoes and held them in my hand.  ’ ‘  three, two, one, and my shift’s over… what the fuck is your problem?!  ’ ‘  math is worthless in real life. i mean, there’s an app for calculating tips. that’s all you need.  ’ ‘  your house isn’t haunted, you’re lonely.  ’ ‘  just because i can’t go out with him, someone else can? wow.  ’ ‘  oh, this is bad. i should not have done this.  ’ ‘  she’s the worst person i’ve ever met. i want to travel the world with her.  ’ ‘  no, no, no, no. i’m not lonely. i have me.  ’ ‘  i love watching russian traffic accidents on youtube while i play children’s music at the wrong rpm.  ’ ‘  god, i am so annoyed that he would hypothetically do that.  ’ ‘  you beautiful, rule-breaking moth.  ’ ‘  you beautiful, naive, sophisticated newborn baby.  ’ ‘  you beautiful tropical fish.  ’ ‘  hope no one minds if i livetweet this bitch!  ’ ‘  i just want to hear the doctor say that he had a fart attack. is that too much to ask?  ’ ‘  the only things i like are dogs and sleeping late.  ’ ‘  it kind of sucks that i’m super broke and i want to buy you stuff and it’s embarrassing that i can’t.  ’ ‘  i don’t want anything. i just want to hang out with you.  ’ ‘  you’ve killed my spirit. my spirit’s blood is on your hands.  ’ ‘  i hate people.  ’ ‘  you can see the stars, which i hate. they’re creepy.  ’ ‘  i will kill you slowly with a giant syringe.  ’ ‘  what? i love garbage.  ’ ‘  i only tell the truth when it makes me sound like i’m lying.  ’ ‘  i want to be burned at the stake.  ’ ‘  i’m going to murder you a thousand times.  ’ ‘  people who buy things are suckers.  ’ ‘  this is 100% certified for realskis.  ’ ‘  well, if there’s anyone who can bring my parents together, it’s no one. no one can ever bring them together.  ’ ‘  getting married is the bravest, most wonderful thing you can do because every day you come home and you’re just like, ‘what? it’s you! i love you! you’re my sexy roommate. we love each other.’  ’ ‘  i am 100% certain that i am 0% sure of what i’m going to do.  ’ ‘  my anxiety has kept me up for over 50 hours.  ’ ‘  maybe we should find the person who stole your positive attitude.  ’ ‘  scientists believe that the first human being who will live 150 years has already been born. i believe i am that human being.  ’ ‘  messy is fun, okay? my whole life is a giant mess and i love it.  ’ ‘  friendship is better because friends help you move. they drive you to the airport. boyfriends just… love you and marry you.  ’ ‘  i hope you brought a change of clothes cause your eyes are about to piss tears.  ’ ‘  everything hurts and i’m dying.  ’ ‘  i need you to text me every 30 seconds saying everything’s gonna be okay.  ’ ‘  let me just say, from the bottom of my heart: my bad.  ’ ‘  there are no consequences to my actions anymore. i’m like a white, male u.s. senator.  ’ ‘  hey, are you busy? and writing star trek fan fiction does not count.  ’ ‘  what do we…? like, what do we do? like, what do we do? um, how- how do we- how…? how… how… how? what do we do?!  ’ ‘  oh, also, i have a little secret… i’m drunk.  ’ ‘  i do say the cutest stuff.  ’ ‘  i don’t want to cause a panic… news flash: we’re screwed!  ’ ‘  velvet slippies, cashmere socks, velvet pants, cashmere turtle. i’m a cashmere-velvet candy cane.  ’ ‘  you shut your mouth! you have all the strengths!  ’ ‘  never half-ass two things. whole-ass one thing.  ’ ‘  i’m a simple man. i like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food.  ’ ‘  i guess i kind of hate most things, but i never really seem to hate you.  ’ ‘  time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge. let’s go!  ’ ‘  i have no idea what i’m doing, but i know i’m doing it really, really well.  ’ ‘  ovaries before brovaries.  ’ ‘  sometimes you gotta work a little so you can ball a lot.  ’ ‘  i have never taken the high road, but i tell people to ‘cause then there’s more room for me on the low road.  ’ ‘  just remember, every time you look up at the moon, i, too, will be looking at a moon. not the same moon, obviously. that’s impossible.  ’ ‘  i’m just gonna go live under a bridge and ask people riddles before they cross.  ’ ‘  i love games that turn people against each other.  ’ ‘  i don’t care about that prize, but i’m gonna win because i want his happiness to go away.  ’ ‘  that is the coolest sentence i have ever heard somebody talk.  ’ ‘  i wanted to make fun of stupid people while i get drunk. my two true passions.  ’ ‘  i am big enough to admit that i am often inspired by myself.  ’ ‘  if i could go back in time and cut your eyeballs out, i would.  ’

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angie likes to go to shows to flirt with boys in hopes they’ll write a song about them later on and then they can sue for royalties

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ANGIE HAS APPEARED! WHAT DO YOU DO?

[ a ] caress cheek [ b ] blow a kiss [ c ] throw drink [ d ] run away

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THINGS MY FRIENDS HAVE SAID : PART 2 !

content warning for suggestive/nsfw language and mentions of drug use. adjust pronouns etc as needed!

“me and my crohn’s disease are about to go crazy with that bidet.”  “i’m going to take advantage of the bowl of free mints.”  “you’ve had five cigarettes in a row. you’re bulletproof now.”  “if i had a time machine, i would go back in time and give christopher columbus a blue taki.”  “you got diagnosed with emphysema and you one solution was to smoke daily?”  “if you put piss in a bottle and told me it was beer, i would believe you.”  “danny trejo is my tio.”  “i don’t like weirdos. not like the hot topic weirdos or anything like that, like guys who hit on young girls kind of weirdos.”  “the most metal thing you can do is work at forever 21.”  “i worked at forever 21 for a while. everyone was doing lines of coke in the bathroom while charli xcx played.”  “security tried to kick me out but the guard was my uncle so it was kind of weird.”  “in middle school, there was a rumor that i was a sheep fucker which is one of the worst things you could possibly say about a child who start crying whenever someone looked at them.”  “oh yeah. joan cusack is totally a milf.”  “if you listen to this song one more time i’m going to pull out your teeth put them in the blender and snort the remnants.”  “i won’t get attached, but i’ll be sad it they walk away from this.”  “i wouldn’t mind having a cup of lean. not here in target of course, but if someone offered me a cup at some point in my life i’d probably accept it.”  “i bought flowers for your new place.”  “if all of my friends jumped off a bridge, i would absolutely join them.”  “bridge jumping convention.”  “spencer shay was right: smoothies.”  “all i want right now is a cold glass of wawa.”  “it sucks when you like a person so much but you can’t explain it to them.”  “girl help, my mom sent me into the market to get tortillas but the edible just hit.”  “i hate babies because they throw up all the time. i also throw up all the time but at least there’s warning.”  “i’ve come this far just to get my ass kicked by a jalapeno.”  “sex and drugs and rocky road.”  “i remember there was a time i wanted to kiss you so bad. now we share a bed platonically and threaten to kill each other at the top of every hour.”  “i took a shower in the park. wasn’t bad.”

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Hi guys! Sorry it’s sort of late and idk if anyone will see this but I’ve been having a really rough couple of weeks and today really took a toll on my physical and mental health, and at the same time I’m working on helping book shows last minute and looking for a real job. I’ve been really inactive as of late, my motivation to write has been taking hit after hit, and I definitely just haven’t had the energy to get my shit together.

I never want to abandon poppy or any of my other muses! The past few times I’ve taken breaks from writing, I always accidentally abandon my characters and never return. I really don’t want to fall into that again so I’m trying to queue and ration replies steadily. My muses are a creative outlet for me and I don’t want to lose that due to lack of motivation!

That being said, I’m trying to get into writing on disco a bit more so if you want, you can add me at DEEDOTORG#1887!!! We can always just chat about whatever too. I’m just chillin. On another note, all I ask from here on out is a bit more patience and understanding. I don’t want to abandon threads or blogs or anything, but everything is gonna take a lot more time than usual.

Ily.

Xoxo Dee.

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ALL   MY   FRIENDS   ARE   MURDERERS !

an independent multi - muse featuring original and canon muses from the true lives of the fabulous kill - joys , the suicide squad , fear street , and more ! 18 + . by dee .

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A  PEAK  AT  WHAT’S  INSIDE  THEIR          .    .    .

[  *  ]      writing prompt      )         :             send a number  1 - 30  to take a closer look inside this characters life.        /        below you will find a series of various prompts offering a look inside a characters every day life.        these are meant to invoke character development     &     can also be altered as seen fit to better suit the character in question.         bonus if you explain why it’s there!

01.     pockets. 02.     bag   /   purse. 03.     car trunk. 04.     car glovebox. 05.     closet. 06.     bedside table drawer. 07.     medicine cabinet. 08.     wallet. 09.     “junk” drawer. 10.     pantry. 11.     phone home screen. 12.     frequently used emojis. 13.     to do list. 14.     computer home screen. 15.     bookcase. 16.     cd collection. 17.     calendar for this month. 18.     “secret” hiding spot. 19.     five most recent in contact list.  20.     refrigerator.  21.     home safe.  22.     amazon shopping cart.  23.     bank account.  24.     first aid kit.  25.     five most recent in google search history.  26.     most used playlist.  27.     least used playlist.  28.     five most recent sent text messages  29.     five most recent received text messages  30.     netflix watch history. 

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I think your muse should take angie to see a scary movie and hold their hand the whole time. Thank u.

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Useless headcanon of the day but almost all of angie’s family are boxers or wrestlers so when she threatens to put you in a headlock she means it

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@theydespise said : “ don’t kid yourself . ”         /         sleigh bell’s ‘ texis ’ sentence starters .

“ what the fuck is that supposed to mean ? ” no matter what the answer is , he’s probably right . jaw clenches . eyes burn right through him . arms cross begrudgingly . a spark has been ignited , which could prove be disastrous , but such is life when you’re a bunch of compressed misplaced rage and chipped nail polish . “ don’t start . ”

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SLEIGH BELL’S ‘ TEXIS ’ SENTENCE STARTERS .

lines picked from sleigh bell’s album ‘ texis ’ lyrics . change details / pronouns as necessary . warning for a very long post , minor swearing , mentions of death .

“ you’re legitimate rock ‘n’ roll . ”  “ killer good time , boys ! ”  “ it’s in my bones . ”  “ aren’t you a little too old for rock ‘n’ roll ? ”  “ where are the real tough kids ? ”  “ don’t kid yourself . ”  “ don’t kid anyone else . ”  “ all the real tough kids with high IQ’s tragically die . ” “ if i should wake before i die , knock me out for heaven’s sake . ”  “ dream of being damage free . ”  “ you should be alone right now . ”  “ we’re so brave when we’re in pain . ”  “ maybe you’re sad and that’s okay . ”  “ maybe you’re afraid . ”  “ nobody cares when a line gets crossed . ”  “ nobody cares when a life gets lost . ”  “ we gotta look out for each other . ” “ i wanna be alone for awhile . ”  “ god forgive but don’t forget . ”  “ run , rabbit , run . ”  “ you can’t escape . ”  “ i feel like dynamite . ”  “ i feel like dying tonight . ”  “ just give me a taste . ”  “ everybody thought they knew the truth . ”  “ a real perfect girl set out to rule the world . ”  “ the time we spend together is precious . ”  “ i’m a concrete girl in a a cavity world . ”  “ i really wanna blow your mind . ”  “ nothing says i ain’t got shit like my beating heart . ”  “ come down on me . ”  “ all i have to do is breathe . ”  “ you look like crushed up crystal lite . ”  “ do you have to say it ? ”  “ i might believe in god but I believe in fear . ”  “ if that’s what it takes in a time of need . ”  “ all the shit we talk is putting me to sleep . ”  “ thanks for believing in me . ”  “ who crushed all the pretty flowers ? ”  “ who did it ? ”  “ red flags go way up in the sky when it ain’t right . ”  “ settle down for a minute . ”  “ let it go . ”  “ this is gonna hurt but it’s worth it . ”  “ i remain forever loyal . ”  “ i’ll find my way out of the grave . ”  “ i know you think i won’t amount to shit . ”  “ i think i lost it but here it comes again . ”  “ strip away armor , strip away fear . ”  “ i’m sorry , friend . ”  “ i’m sorry , lover . ”  “ i’m sorry to the dads and the mothers . ”  “ some inside get burned alive . ”  “ some inside get out alive . ”  “ i’m a hummingbird bomb just moving along at the speed of sound with a target in mind . ”

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lysergeyed

⑇⑈⑇⑈⑇⑈   “ I can assure you, dear, I do not ‘ fuck around ’ with baked goods. ”  There was a quick flash of a smile, replaced just as quickly with a confused expression.  “ Well of course I do.  I know plenty of names, far too many if you ask me.  Now ! ”  He paused, popping the last of his cookie into his mouth, speaking with his mouth full.  At least he hid his lower face behind his hand…  “ Tell me, Alice, you made these yourself ? ”

        angie seems to go through the five stages of grief in a millisecond , but hey ! at least there’s three correct letters , and both of them have two syllables . “ i did . ” they give one firm nod in affirmation . but then , angie seems to get a bit defensive with “ like i said , don’t make a big deal out of this . because then everyone else is gonna be weird and make it my only personality trait . you can have more if you want , by the way . ”