FREE PALESTINE! END THE OCCUPATION NOW! š | transmasc enby (they/them) | queer af | neurodivergent | call me flor | 20 | i suck at tagging things consistently, i'm sorry
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New post because I'm tired of making additions to the bottom of the old post because it's hard to read / follow for people who are seeing it the first time.
Okay, I need $600 to finish out the deposit for an apartment and I need it by Friday or they will pass on me as a tenant, and I will be screwed, this is my only shot at getting a new place and getting my stuff and cats back with me. If not, I'll have to continue "living" out of hotels which is unsustainable, the weather is going to be super hot, humid and dangerous for everyone but especially for someone with asthma and who is prone to dehydration, heat headaches and more.
This is a very urgent situation!!
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wish i could filter every video on youtube with the word iceberg in the title
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Lets go All Over The Fucking Place with mama
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"have you ever wanted your kindle to look like a tin of sardines?" what a strange and compelling hook for a youtube short. i did not watch, but i think about that line often.
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my husband has this image saved for whenever i grow distant
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nothing tumblr could post on r/ambien will ever be as funny as this:
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Steve has the worst case of wrong time/wrong place and keeps getting unknowingly filmed in public and posted online.
Sometimes he accidentally wanders into the background of someoneās shot. Sometimes someone tries to stop him to ask him questions for one of those street interviews. Sometimes someone is a creepy weirdo and just filming him without permission.
Steveās notable and noticeable because heās hot and kinda a weirdo. Robin is a number one Steve defender though so sheās always in the comments warding off creeps.
Her favorite example of this was when a girl posted a video complaining that people were so unfriendly nowadays. Her example is that she sees this guy at the park all the time and she always says hi to him, and he always ignores her.
She demonstrates this by flipping the camera around to Steve on his morning run. He goes past her, she says hi, and Steve doesnāt acknowledge her.
She complains that heās not cute enough to be ignoring people trying to be nice.
Robin simply commented, āHeās deaf š«¶ā
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one thing i will say for the current administration is that the days weeks months and years have never felt so incredibly long so. thanks for a miserable form of immortality i guess
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Tango. Uniform. Mike. Bravo. Lima. Romeo.
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"He would not fucking say that" but it's "He would not handle someone having a breakdown in front of him like that."
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i worry when people follow me after only seeing a single post. where's your inquisitive nature? what if i suck?
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I am drunk and on my way home walked past this truck that had pictures of fish on it and saidĀ āmeat without feetā I laughed so hardr
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More pants, more problems. A fear submitted by Nee to deepdarkfears.com/submit - thanks! You can find original art in my shop! www.deepdarkfears.com/shop
#once i opened my apt door to grab a package in just a big shirt and underwear and right when i was closing my door my neighbor opened his#and idk if he saw me but i think about that every day
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Joy Sullivan, "State of Emergency", Instructions for Traveling West
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