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Now listen to me young man, I am talking directly into your ear now. I need you to do me a favor. You will do this for me. I need you to go to GameStop, and I need you to ask the bastard working the counter if they have Bambi on the PS2. If you come back empty handed, you'll be in big trouble mister. You will never see the light of day.

“Is that all?” 

Completely unperturbed, a disc appeared in Joshua’s hands, labeled “BAMBI FOR THE PS2″ in comic sans, completed with clipart of a fawn, rather than a picture of Bambi himself. 

“Please, Sanae, as if you’d have to go all the way to GameStop for something like this.” Hands it in the.. assumed, general direction of Sanae

“Ask nicer next time and I’ll make it pretty.” 

please look at this also i spent so long trying to find a site where i could make it))

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You. That's right, YOU.

My muse is blindfolded and listening. Go on anon and whisper something into their ear. It can be anything you like, a confession, a secret, a memory – there are no limits.

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Joshua knew exactly what he was dealing with. 

...Well, “exactly” may be an exaggeration. But the music emanating from this person was incredible. 

It had been a long time since he’d heard something so chaotic, something so powerful, that wasn’t one of his own. Just what exactly was going on here? 

Naturally, instead of confronting him, Josh’s intent was to pass by him casually, and either allow him to do all the work, or simply follow him home and uncover everything about him by himself. 

He’s so glad the other didn’t make him do the latter. He really does hate to put in his own work. 

“Isn’t it customary to introduce yourself before you ask for the other party’s name? Really, if you’re going to call out to a stranger, at least try not to be rude about it.” 

He twirls his hair around his finger, debating whether or not giving an unknown being a hard time just for fun is a good idea. Especially one confident enough to enter his territory uninvited... 

“I suppose I can at least answer you, though. I am Yoshiya Kiryu... Though you can feel free to call me Joshua. Most do.”

He didn’t ask what he is, after all. 

“And yourself? You are going to return the favor, aren’t you?” 

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It wasn’t all that strange for Urushihara to sense magic around him in Japan. There was always the weak demonic auras from his roommates, and a stronger holy force from just next door. The power coming from Yusa, and even more so the child that was always with her, was a little distracting, but he had grown used to their holy presences. 

The random angels living across Tokyo were beyond irritating, but he knew them, at least. They weren’t completely unexpected.

The same could not be said for the stranger he just passed, only to be hit with the largest concentration of holy power he had felt since he left Heaven itself. Not even Alas Ramus measured up to this.

Twirling around to face the unknown being, Urushihara didn’t even bother trying to be polite about it.

“What the- who the hell are you?!” 

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“Demon?”

His eyebrows shoot up. He’s been called a lot of things, but usually it takes at least 5 minutes of conversation. 

“I suppose you’re not too far off the mark... But you shouldn’t judge a book by it’s cover. Underestimating your opponent can set you up for a quick downfall.”

Why is he standing here antagonizing this little girl? Because she antagonized him first, and he can’t ignore a chance to be rude. 

“It’s also a bit rude to insult someone before asking their name. Monaka, is it? You’re far too cute to be so unmannerly.” 

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“Woah! You look like a really obnoxious demon! Monaka’s not sure what level a smirking demon would be, but that’s not a particularly strong skill!”

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“We’re on an off week, Sho. There’s no possible work you could be doing... Is this another arts and crafts project?” 

Peers around him, rather than actually getting close to it. 

“It’s looking a bit smaller than usual. Having trouble finding inspiration?” 

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“It’s zetta lame to just sneak up on people! People interrupting isn’t a variable I consider when working, ya’ know!”

Not actual work, mind you. Work on one of his pieces. 

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shozettaslow

DON’T BE A FACTORING HECTOPASCAL. I NEED THAT! I HAVE PLENTY OF OTHER SUPPLIES.

You mean the ones you pick up off the street? I won’t lie, I have been wondering how you procure those so rapidly. 

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I suppose I should be at the point things like this stop surprising me. 

`How have you not broken that thing yet? I’m surprised I haven’t seen it in one of your piles of trash sculptures.

angeluscantus:

Mhm. Is destroying the ear drums of your compatriots also “zetta cool”? 

FACTOR YEAH! THAT’S THE BEST PART!

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shozettaslow replied to your post:

THE MEGAPHONE IS ZETTA COOL

Mhm. Is destroying the ear drums of your compatriots also “zetta cool”? 

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WOW WHAT A FACTORING NERD

Your insults are creative as always, Sho.

I thank my lucky stars we’re over the internet and I don’t have to hear the dreadful megaphone feedback that certainly accompanies this message.