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*True to his word, 💢 didn't make a single sound as PT explained what happened, tho it clearly took great effort to do so. She let PT finish talking before speaking up through gritted teeth.*

What the fuck are we doing standing here and talking about it then!? We should be out there making that insufferable sleaze pay for what he’s done to our beloved!

*Before PT could respond, 💢 was already storming past them and further into the kitchen, angrily ranting as they moved through the space.*

What are we even waiting for? Have you seen the guy? He’s pathetic! All we need is a knife and the element of surprise and we can easily take that fucker out! 

*💢 stopped in front of the kitchen counter, reaching forward and snatching a knife off of it. Xe turned back to PT and held up the implement, waving it around with a concerning lack of care as he continued to rant.* This! This is all we need to make that bastard pay! All we need to do is hold him down and stab him until his body finally gives out! That is all we need to do! So why the fuck are we standing here chatting about it when we could already have that fuckers head on a spike?! 

*💢 was clearly losing the little restraint she had, just barely managing to keep her voice below a shout as ve spoke.*

*A portal opens up near the front door, and PT steps through with hot pink satin PJs on and a pulled up sleep mask. Their hair is a mess, and is currently a slightly more lavender shade as they anxiously look around the room before heading deeper*

*Eventually they find the room 🔥 is in, the the shade quickly turns a dark purple. PT quickly sets down the gun and slowly approaches him. They make sure not to get too close so soon, just incase he doesn’t want any physical contact right now*

… Hun..?

-PT

*he looks up at them and sighs, mumbling something about having said not to get them. He looks away from them, only with his eyes as he can still barely will himself to move*

Heyy..

[anger-anon]

Honestly

Good, man

This guy is awful

Mhm. I'm sure me and my sour will have his head on a spike before tomorrows end.

[anger-anon]

You're really gonna want to kill this guy though

And he deserves it

Then I'll kill him. Simple as that.

[anger-anon]

You're gonna want to murder someone 💀

i always want to murder someone. It won't kill me to wanna strangle another bastard, quite the opposite actually.

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*💢 rolled her eyes as PT teased her, snorting a bit at their words. He leaned into their touch tho, softly nodding along as they assured him.* It will be magnificent, just you wait my dearest. 

*Then 💢 watched as PT’s expression fell at the mention of 🔥, xer own expression quickly falling in suit. She reached up and cupped her hand around the one PT had resting on ver cheek, offering them a small smile in an attempt to provide even a smidgen of comfort.*

I promise I won't shout, my sour. You won't hear a single peep out of me. Now, go on and tell me what's happened already, I can take it.

*A portal opens up near the front door, and PT steps through with hot pink satin PJs on and a pulled up sleep mask. Their hair is a mess, and is currently a slightly more lavender shade as they anxiously look around the room before heading deeper*

*Eventually they find the room 🔥 is in, the the shade quickly turns a dark purple. PT quickly sets down the gun and slowly approaches him. They make sure not to get too close so soon, just incase he doesn’t want any physical contact right now*

… Hun..?

-PT

*he looks up at them and sighs, mumbling something about having said not to get them. He looks away from them, only with his eyes as he can still barely will himself to move*

Heyy..

[anger-anon]

*It only took a few moments of the portal being open for 💢 to step out, bringing a wave of warm air with him, its skin still damp from the long shower she stepped out of rather recently. She waited not a moment to approach PT and press a quick kiss to their lips, moving back to where ve stood before just as quickly as xe aproached.* 

Hello, my dearest. It’s good to see you again. 

*Xe softly greets, ver hands subconsciously reaching up to fiddle with her bowtie. His eyes dart around the room for a moment before settling back on PT..*

I’m sorry for my recent absence, but I promise you that once I'm done and I show you both what I have been working on, you’ll both see that it was all worth it. 

Speaking of the both of you, where exactly is 🔥? From the messages I got from you, it seems like they're in dire need of our company.

*A portal opens up near the front door, and PT steps through with hot pink satin PJs on and a pulled up sleep mask. Their hair is a mess, and is currently a slightly more lavender shade as they anxiously look around the room before heading deeper*

*Eventually they find the room 🔥 is in, the the shade quickly turns a dark purple. PT quickly sets down the gun and slowly approaches him. They make sure not to get too close so soon, just incase he doesn’t want any physical contact right now*

… Hun..?

-PT

*he looks up at them and sighs, mumbling something about having said not to get them. He looks away from them, only with his eyes as he can still barely will himself to move*

Heyy..

[anger-anon]

Did you know PT wants kids

They can have kids if they want, I can be like- their parent's cool boyfriend that brings them gifts and shit, I'm just not gonna be their dad.

[anger-anon]

have you been working on mouse anon the entire time???

Yes? What, is a gal not allowed to have god damn hobbies?

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*there's the text notif sound coming from your pocket before dinging two more times, and all three are from PT. The messages reads,

"Hiiii~, my salty siren! 💚 Wanted to ask if you would like me to teleport you into my house, aka your home as well!"

"I currently have 🔥 staying over for an unknown period of time, and I know you've been working a lot lately... SO I thought this would be a good chance for us all just to relax together! That, and we need to discuss how you an I are going to make sure the issue that caused this never happens again~"

"Was thinking maybeeee... A murder/torture sesh? I'll let you pick, dear! And don't rush a response if you're busy! Take all the time you need! LOVE YOU LOTS, 💢!!! MWAH!! 😘"

-PT (No rush mod! Respond at any time!)

*💢 was wiping blood from her hands with an already blood-stained hand rag when she got the messages, the dull glow of her phone screen lighting up the dark and frankly dank basement she stood in. He hummed in muted curiosity, wiping the last bits of blood from his hands before snatching up the phone.* *It read through the messages without a pause and immediately began typing once she read through them. She had no clue what, or rather who, this supposed issue was, but she was more than open to any excuse to cause some more casual bloodshed. And relaxing with her two marvelous partners sounded nice too, he deserves the break for all of the hard work he had been putting into xer newest creation after all.* ' I'd love to come over and relax with the two of you. Just give me an hour to freshen up a bit. We can talk more about this 'issue' and how we're going to take care of it when I get there. I love you, my sour, and tell 🔥 the same. I'll see you both in an hour. :) '

*💢 briefly smiled down at their phone before quickly shutting it off, not bothering to wait for a response. He quickly started up the stairs and out of the basement, wanting to make the most out of her measly hour to tidy up the rather impressive mess xe had made.*

[anger-anon]

It’s good to know if you use protection cause otherwise PT could get pregnant, couldn’t they?

An Emoji and a Portal having a kid… I wonder if they would also be forever immortal!

I don't think PT can get pregnant? Atleast not from me.

...

Don't make me think about that man. I'd be a shit dad.

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Cause you could have space STDs from them!

None of us have 'Space STDs'.

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do you use protection when you get it on with pt and 🔥?

... Why do you wanna know that?

[anger-anon]

Short.....

...I come back from ' ' business ' ' and this is what I'm greeted with? This? I'd be disappointed if I didn't already have such low expectations for you all.

[anger-anon]

Aw why did you slam the door on her? Be nice :(

Oh come on, it's not that big of a deal! I'm sure they can handle a fucking door being slammed!

...

Y'know what, they are providing me with some easy entertainment, and I'm feeling nice. I'll apologize to her when I see her at the party.

Happy now? Good, now buzz off! I have a party to get ready for!

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Oh really? You know, i think ive got some free time today, I'll definitely swing by and join in on the festivities for a bit!

See ya at the party squidy!

*With that, 💢 slams the door in Eldritch's face, presumably to rush off and get ready for the party.*

*there’s a knock at the door*

Hello!! A-anyone home..?

-An Eldritch Horror-

*There's no answer for a solid 10 minutes, long enough that most would question if 💢 was even home. Before Eldritch could even consider just leaving the invitation on their doorstep or coming back in a few hours, the door swings open and 💢 stands in the doorway. He seems a bit dazed at first but offers a toothy grin once she realizes who exactly she's looking at.*

Oh hey! Eldritch, right? I don't think we've properly met. What are you doing all the way out here? You need something?

[anger-anon]

Oh?

Hm... alright, I promise I won't kill or torture anyone until after the party. Now tell me who these two guests that you don't wanna tell me about are.

*there’s a knock at the door*

Hello!! A-anyone home..?

-An Eldritch Horror-

*There's no answer for a solid 10 minutes, long enough that most would question if 💢 was even home. Before Eldritch could even consider just leaving the invitation on their doorstep or coming back in a few hours, the door swings open and 💢 stands in the doorway. He seems a bit dazed at first but offers a toothy grin once she realizes who exactly she's looking at.*

Oh hey! Eldritch, right? I don't think we've properly met. What are you doing all the way out here? You need something?

[anger-anon]

*💢 stared for a moment, slight worry etched onto his face as PT spoke, the expression only changing as PT reminded him of the hearts that needed jarring. She quickly blinked the worry away and wrapped an arm around PT's shoulders, offering them a smile as xe spoke.*

Yeah, we can chat more inside. Let's go and get to work.

*there’s a soft thump against the door, followed by another*

*the person knocking could hear a loud groan and then a bunch of stuff falling over and getting knocked into inside before the door was suddenly swung open.*

*in the doorway stood 💢, covered in dust and grime, his hands soaked in blood, some a shiny gold and the rest a slowly browning red. She looked rather pissed off as she swung the door open, her teeth gritted tightly and ver eyebrows furrowed, clearly ready to shout at whoever was at her door.*