A full stare into my twisted perspective would make most simply go insane...
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“the heart wants what it wants”? okay well the heart is fucking stupid can we let someone else have a turn? maybe the spleen wants to have a go?
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God I love horse meat but I ate so much at dinner I think I'm going to be sick
#it was really good tho#remind me to never eat minced horse meat again tho that was nasty#too much horse
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I was thinking back to when I used to go to therapy (very briefly) and gave up almost immediately because I felt like I couldn't talk about the existential dread of the end of the world I constantly feel because my therapist was an old man that didn't understand that my concern is rooted in reality and not a delusion.
You can't tell me to have a positive outlook on life when we're running out of water.
My personal issue feel small when compared to the fact that. We are. Running out of water.
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#i fr be like “oh my friends hate me and I should kill myself and everything I'm doing is pointless and my death wouldn't affect anyone” and#then i go the the bathroom and realize I fell for it again#like this hasn't happened to me for 10+ years
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Me: I should sleep early.
Also me at 3AM: Learning useless facts about octopuses.
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They eventually got back to me to ask me if I could attend because apparently the lessons stretched all the way through JULY. THERE ARE 40° OUTSIDE DO YOU THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA TO DO IT RIGHT NOW
I signed up for a sign language course in my uni because i wanted to learn because i hate being forced to speak but they had a limited number of people that they could take and they haven't gotten back to me
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The onions I ate tonight are giving me more stomach issues than the entire bottle of wine I drank yesterday
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All is well my cousin took pictures of me and I look good in them smiley face
Kinda feeling like shit tonight. Maybe it's the depression or maybe it's the fact that I attended a family gathering and I'm not present in any of the pictures shared in the group chat even though I know I was in shot for most of them
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Like last year I bought this gorgeous green dress from a thrift shop and when the lady at the counter rang me up she looked so dejected I think she was waiting for the day to end to buy the dress herself and I've worn it twice since and both times I've thought of her. Would she have worn it more? Better? Did she even want it to begin with or did I misread her expression?
Anyway I need to fix the top button because it keeps flashing my bra at people every time I move
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Taking nudes of yourself with the Nintendo 2ds Camera
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Kinda feeling like shit tonight. Maybe it's the depression or maybe it's the fact that I attended a family gathering and I'm not present in any of the pictures shared in the group chat even though I know I was in shot for most of them
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If you try to say anything to me today that's not about my flying fish pepper shaker from the antique store, I will beat the shit out of you. I'm so serious.
#op these are so cute but I hear they get damaged if they don't get fresh air!#make sure to leave them next to an open window on the ground floor
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this happens to her because she behaves badly
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*lenin at a restaurant voice* this pasta is gross. i bet someone like kautsky, the great distorter of revolutionary marxism, would enjoy these undercooked noodles.
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Bouncy little pumpkin gets one (1) little treat.
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