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Things that feel shitty: when your child is not included in plans and they are openly talking about it and the parents shush the kids in front of me 🙃

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Today was a “I love my job” day and it feels so good!!!!!

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The attitude from the 10 year old is CRAZY. And then the 5 year old has just always had an attitude lololol so all morning I’ve been getting snapped at lol so as punishment I played NSYNC in the car on the way to school.

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I want a little coffee drink and $450,000

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Sometimes Panera really just SLAPS.

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I really do be rating my books based on vibes and that’s probably why everyone else hated the latest Abby Jimenez and it was literally my favorite read of April 😂😂😂😂

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I guess we just caffeinate and keep going

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April reads!

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Another last day of the month…. another “I can’t post my books yet because I bet I can finish the two I am currently reading tonight” delusion 😂

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Shoutout to the two 4th graders who said I look ✨ 28 ✨

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Cecilia, my very needy youngest who is very used to being waited on hand and foot by her dad, my parents, and everyone who ever comes in contact with her: can you get me a napkin, please?

Me, the mom trying to teach her independence: you are perfectly capable of getting yourself a napkin

Cecilia: LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!!!CAN YOU SEE MY FINGERS??????????? I NEED A NAPKIN!!!!!!

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Things Cecilia says when I ask what we should do for dinner:

Nipples

Buttcheeks

Chicken dicken

I DON’T KNOW!!!!

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I’m tired. My sick kid still needed to stay home today and luckily the (good) grandparents came to the rescue (Dan and I both had PSSAs. I would have called out if I needed to but my mom offered right away and I’m trying to be better at accepting help from them because I know one day I won’t have it). But now the PSSAs are over + life can be back to normal(ish). Except sick child is not allowed to go to soccer practice but Dan is the coach so I will now get to solo parent both kids after a full day of work 🤗 and sick kid is all hopped up on albuterol (lol and now officially had an asthma diagnosis and now I need to call an allergy doctor/immunologist!!!! Yay) so they’re climbing the walls and the other one is being easily influenced and I again had 2 coffees and 1 Diet Coke and feel like I could fall asleep right now as the caffeine high is wearing down!!!!!!

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WTF is this

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I had my regular coffee, then a cold brew, THEN a Diet Coke. I was BUZZIN around the hallways at school 😂

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I love when a meme gets so many steps away from its source material that it would be completely incomprehensible if I didn't know what today's date was

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Basically have been up since 2:30am listening to my child cough.

Today is going to be a great day!!!!!!!!