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You shouldn’t point out things about people’s appearances if they can’t fix it in ten seconds.
Something my sister said once, that’s become an important thing to me (via legally-undead)
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Don't fight about money in front of your kids.
They will feel guilty like it’s their fault and not ask for necessities when they run out.
Don’t fucking do it.
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Reasons I grab my boobs
running upstairs
running downstairs
running
stoked on life
scared
walking through my house in the dark
bored
boobs
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my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people
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Who will die on the titanic?
Aries- no Taurus- no Gemini- no Cancer- no Virgo- no Libra- no Scorpio- no Sagittarius- no Leo- yes Capricorn- no Aquarius- no Pisces- no
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Um, I’d strip in front of everyone I’d ever met, including my family priest, for 100k a night.
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*eats snack while looking for a better snack*
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“After hours of grading papers, I came across this…” (photo by sbd_marauder)
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I want to be back to my roots.
(via WooHome)
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This is how the rain looks like when you're up there.
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i remember one time this dude sent me a shirtless pic with the caption “lol maybe u can save this for a rainy day ;)”
and i was like “for what? to keep me dry? because that’s what it’s doing right now”
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i hate when people start typin while I’m still typin like I kno u see them dots ho wait ya turn
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