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what points was i even trying to make here

#giggling#they're so stupid#idk anything abt The Au#(I'll look it up later)#but these r so silly#grgrgtrrr fights dally#i hate him /j#johnny cade my baby#(he's older than me)#jally my sillies#they could never make me hate you#bart reblogs
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Nausea is still persistent
Arleats I'm not carsick anymore
#I'm staying with 2 other people#but I know one already#and the other one that I just met seems nice enough#i have to be top bunk because one of them has leg problems#but I'm not mad#as long as my charger reaches idrc#bart talks
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We are literally so kreese and Betsy and they're literally so For Her (reprise) and Something To Believe In maybe young kreese is just very Jeremy Jordan mmmm Jeremy Jordan🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

I shouldn't continue to be on my phone while in the car because I feel nauseous from being on my phone and my period but I said I would answer you
Uh huh Jeremy Jordan yup kreese and Betsy waowowow bleghhh🤢🤢dies
#wife posting#i don't actually think I'm going to throw up#bart talks#barts asks#i daid I wouldn't get car sick and then I got car sick#because i'm stupid
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The Ballad of Lucy Gray Baird is so Kreese and Terry minus the being poor part but anywhos I watched Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes today very good I love the hunger games tom Blythe super hit however minus points for no Josh Hutcherson but the movie was still good🤤🤤🤤

Uh huh whatever you say my wife <has never watched any of the hunger games movies or read the books or watched Cobra Kai
#whatever you say beautiful#cobra kai#the hunger games#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#wife posting#bart talks#barts asks
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I am asking about your instrument head cannons for no reason at all its out of curiosity not because you told me to ALSO look at this fuckass edited Johnny Lawrence photo I fucking found WHATT????

why did they unblue his eyes wtf me when you bite me so hard my eyes turn brown
I feel like I'm going to throw up from how much I ate 😔😔
Anygays instrument hcs
As I said b4 I think Johnny would play the drums, I think he started around the same time he started karate. he tried a few instruments before Dutch introduced him to the drums and he found he was very good at rhythm. He could play by ear or read sheet music (because he was also forced to learn violin) but he mostly focused on learning the songs that kreese would give him to try and impress kreese. He did it mostly to get out his anger it was somewhat of a release. He got pretty good at it, but he had to give it up when he graduated from highschool because Sid refused to buy him a drum set and the only one he had access to was at school. He was also forced to do violin by his mom so he would be "well rounded" and he was good at that but not as good as he was on the drums. If he hadn't done karate he would have probably pursued a career in music.
As for Daniel, he plays guitar because Ralph Macchio played guitar for crossroads. That's it. 😛😛😛
#Johnny really likes music in my mind#well he also likes music in cannon but yknow#he has a bunch of records and cds and band tshirts#he doesn't wear them because he doesn't want to seem like a nerd#most of it he was introduced to by kreese/dutch or he just found#he admires alt people like this 🤏 much#he actually admires them more than that but#he won't even admit that to himself#he talks music w dutch and bobby#him and bobby have been best friends since they met in like kindergarten#anygays#i'm yapping#far too much#wife posting#bart talks#barts asks#i defo didn't ask you too ask this wdym#johnny lawrence and his stupid friends#daniel larusso#johnny lawrence#lawrusso#john kreese#dutch karate kid#bobby brown#the karate kid#cobra kai#og cobras
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Guys Johnny(Lawrence) is a sullen girl real

Yus
I heart Fiona cake ❤️
#yes I know it's fiona apple#I'm making a joke y'all wouldn't get#johnny lawrence#fiona apple#the karate kid#wife posting#bart talks#barts asks
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Teen Terry (pre Vietnam) plays acoustic guitar in my brain because I said so (bcuz it's hot and only so he can play Hozier[didn't exict but ignore that] ballad of Lucy gray Baird{also didn't exist} and silver dagger)

I agree (<still hasn't watched Cobra Kai)
Johnny Lawrence plays the drums (and violin) in my mind and Daniel plays either electric or bass guitar because they're sigma
#i would love to eleborate#ask me abt my instrument headcanons...#plz🙏🙏🙏#wife posting#daniel larusso#johnny lawrence#terry silver#bart talks#barts asks#the karate kid#cobra kai
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Hey so as our 1 year anniversary gift can you pretty please kidnap Jeremy Jordan for me

Of course my beautiful lovely kind intelligent funny wife anything for you 🫡🫡🫡
You'll just have to wait for like
5-ish months
#uhm#yeah no I don't have anything to add#ask me things gusy plz#guys#wife posting#bart talks#barts asks
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I hate pidbit I say as I repost any thing about them (darryyyyy🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤)

Rel
Uhm Jeremy Jordan (?) 🤤🤤
Darry 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
#I'm on the way to osu#I'm bored so I'm cleaning out my inbox#(it's just my wife)#please i love interaction#ask me things#even if you think it's stupid#i beggeth 🙏🙏🙏#I'm going to be doing literally nothing for the next few hours#wife posting#bart talks#barts asks
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I'm so funny (agree🔫)
You are very funny 😃 (🔫)
No but you are like genuinely
I just hope I am
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All of the fire I've swallowed
All of the sparks that went dark in my gut
I am always burning up
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sshhh not now kitten, daddy is too busy defending johnny lawrence on tumblr
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real conversation they had btw
#its giving “you let a blonde man talk to you like that?” or whatever it said#cobra kai#the karate kid#daniel larusso#lawrusso#mr miyagi
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“You’re alright, LaRusso.”
Cobra Kai (2018-2025) / Karate Kid (1984) / Bad Boy Blues by Saffron A. Kent
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Antimony, what's your favorite teen Lawrusso moment/picture and your favorite old lawrusso moment/picture? Can be both on and off screen whatever you prefer. I just wanna know what moment between them makes your heart jump out of your chest due to the LOVE.
Also, who is your fave karate kid/ cobra kai charachter (you can chose anyone).
Hohohohohoo, I'd certainly say my favourite KK era Lawrusso moment is basically this post of mine, when Johnny's eyes lock onto Daniel as he's lifted:


It's so easy to miss, what with it only being a second that's overshadowed among the celebration around Daniel. But the pure earnestness in Johnny's teary gaze as it follows upwards makes him look vulnerable in a way that hasn't been seen previously in the movie. There's nothing hiding his eyes, what I described as reverent on my post, when it trails Daniel like a dog or a worshipper, or s poor boy with so big a crush that he can't do anything to stop. It's pure naked yearning in one split second, and I EAT IT UPPPPPP!!!!
As far as CK era Lawrusso, there's almost nothing that tops the first moment Daniel and Johnny reunite for the first time in the car dealership ahfkskjfjjf. It's so awkward and with an undercurrent of tension (from both men, because they're idiots), and it's due part to what's been said — but also what is kept quiet. Daniel looks so light and happy to see Johnny, which you could reason it's in part to schadenfreude, but I'd like to believe there's a level of genuineness too; him saying to Johnny that he blames Cobra Kai more than he does the man for their bad history, paying for the car, etc. And I can't NOT mention the "golden locks" comment HELLOOOOOOO. Johnny himself is obviously the more apprehensive and gruff of the two, but even in spite of his evasiveness and resentment, there's still this air of wanting that exists in spite of, or because, of years burrowing it:

Stop staring at the man or else I'm going to think of uncharitable thoughts, Lawrence.
And of course, the fucking finger brushing:
Jane Austen, are you seeing this shit
And as for my favorite character: Mr. Miyagi 😌. Daniel comes to a close second though hehehe
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bisexual johnny is real
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