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Trying to get back into the Aldiirn art groove after a month of cargo addiction by drawing responses to TavQOTDs on bluesky. Of course, I draw him with the cargo addiction haha. "what did your Tav do to to get Karlach to complement him like this" make a premium delivery!

"Chores can wait, what does your Tav do to relax at camp?"

"Show your tav basking in the sun"

"Someone thinks your Tav is lying, what do they see when they use the tadpole connection to find the truth?"

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Astarion thinking he can be Aldiirn's new best customer and manipulate him with the imaginary good boy point system his clan uses but uhhh should have read the rules & regs first buddy

a very dumb idea i had to get out of my head

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Aldiirn will go to every length to make sure his companions are well stocked for adventuring days, including insisting that feeding be done in Astarion's tent so he can count his personal inventory lol.

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What doesn't kill you makes you weirder.

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Happy New Year! Celebrating by playing Curse of Strahd, here’s our little party 🦇

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delicious in dungeon :3c

available as a print in my new shop!

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MARZ: A DARK URGE COMIC

Chapter One: Page 1

Start | Next > (coming soon!)

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Whenever I'm faced with a steep drop, I never think to use Feather Fall, or Fly, or any means of teleporting -- no, I always default to "well, Astarion is resistant to fall damage" and let him suffer. He's just adjusting to not having all those vampire spawn abilities, it's fine it's fine.

TO CLARIFY: the fall damage resistance comes from being specced into the Thief subclass!

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As always, I’m here to answer the important questions!

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Iirc, Gortash really has his cane in one scene only, where he's posing for a portrait and not actually using it, and we apparently collectively looked at that, slapped his ass and said this bad boy can fit so much chronic pain in him

Love that for us, good job chat

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Dumbass RPG character idea:

A roguishly handsome adventurer who otherwise doesn't seem to much care for maintaining his rugged good looks, but is comically particular of his iconic ridiculous hat, which he never takes off. Like, ever. He sleeps with the hat tilted over his eyes, won't remove it indoors even at a dining table, bathes while wearing it. Nobody wants to know how the hell he washes his hair. Telling him to remove the hat is an absolute dealbreaker - if any place demands that he removes the hat before stepping inside, he'll rather wait outside by the door while the rest of the party does their business inside. It's obnoxious but what are you gonna do.

Then, when trapped in a situation where the party must either sacrifice one of its members or all will die, the guy volunteers, on one condition: the party must take his precious hat, and give it to someone worthy. Ideally someone spectacularly handsome who will look good in it, but he'd rather have anyone at all wear it, than nobody at all. Nobody in the party, though - none of them are allowed to wear his hat. Baffled but grateful, the party agrees to his conditions.

Some time later, once the rest of the party has escaped, they slap the hat on the first person they encounter and deem sufficiently fitting. The person freezes in shock, blinks twice, and suddenly shifts their stance to a familiar posture, sighing "oh thank the gods, you actually fucking did it", in a new voice but a familiar style and intonation. The character was never The Guy, it's a demon bound to the hat, who possesses whoever is wearing the garment.

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core classes as undead :)

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Astarion showing cat behaviour exhibit 359

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I wanted to justify why Aldiirn would have gone to the goblin camp and left without doing any Halsin/grove quest stuff, and luckily the answer was blaringly obvious.

And then I unintentionally handled Minthara in the most in-character way possible, too. Hide in a corner so Aldiirn doesn’t have to face the big scary drow hahaha.

Stealing Hearts is set between these two parts and I have to believe that Astarion had a small pang of regret choosing Aldiirn for his protection but even his cold, withered heart can’t resist those big ol’ eyes.

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What if Aldiirn properly hydrated instead of consuming a shitton of Monster/boostshrooms

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"Then if I become a monster, I'll carry you."