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"Iran deserves to be nuked because it's a misogynistic homophobic country!!!"
Yall do realize countries don't become less bigoted when you bomb them right? How the fuck are they supposed to make process when you constantly rain rockets down on their citizens??
Also Isreal literally killed multiple innocent women and children but yeah yall care about women's rights or something.
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The conservatives who voted against Kamala bc they didn't want war.
Fuck you. Blood is on your hands.
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~3 months traveling in my wife’s home-country -> 100 journal pages
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“NOT WHAT I’M CALLED” has been in my head for the past few days so have this
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so I’m filling out pediatrician intake forms for my newborn son and I get to the demographic section and I was already chuckling about putting a marital status…

yes hello my 3 day old son responds to only Old English, thank you
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just started watching house and I thought yall were exaggerating but no. every episode is just like three wrong diagnoses that almost kill the patient and then house is like "he has underwater skunk herpes" and they give the guy a new butthole and he's cured. and then house chugs vicodin while talking about wanting to rail wilson.
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“Covid game me narcolepsy” no you fucking pervert it didn’t. You’re just a weirdo with a gross fetish. Covid didn’t make you suddenly want to fuck dead people. Keep that shit to yourself you gods damned weirdo
I have type 2 Narcolepsy. Studies have shown that serious viral infections can cause people to develop Narcolepsy if they are already genetically susceptible to having it. This includes covid. That is what happened to me.
You on the other hand might want to google the difference between Narcolepsy and Necrophilia….
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